malaysia is the best

hi all!
i haven post anything in a long time cause my keyboard is screwed up. half the letters are not working and i need those letter to type in my password.

i just got back from holiday two days ago. i when to malaysia. and it was one of the dam fun. except i got robed.

heres how it happened. it was like 4am in the morning and i was hungry.lol. my cousin and i decided to go to the minimart to buy cups noodles. on the way there there was three men and i think they were drunk. they stopped us and made us lie on the floor. which was dam discusting. and he seacrhed us for money. i only have five malaysian dollars.haha. they we not happy with just five dollars and they stole my jacket and ran away. the worst part was i was not wearing anything under the jacket. and i had to walk all the way back to the hotel half naked and freezing my nipples off. it was dam cold.i went to bed naked and hungry.lol.

other than that it was a top class vacation.

okay bye!
hamka:D

tofu ftw!

hi all!
guess what i had for
breakfast? porridge
lunch? porridge
dinner? TOFU+porridge

woah i think i must be in makan heaven now. cause tofu is the SHIT!!!

and yesterday my cousin had a bbq and all i got to eat was tofu. yummy. tofu kicks the shit out of chicken and prawns and fish.

and today i was in the lift when a group of basketball guys came in. all of them were dam smelly.
it smelt like something died in the small elevetar.

okay bye!
hamka:D

day one

hi all!
today i got my braces.yay me.
but it totally sucks. i cant eat anything. i literally had to swallow all my food.
all i had for lucnh and donner was porridge. and i hate porridge.
im dam hungry now. but i cant eat anything. so irritating,

ill tell you whaty it fells like wearing braces. you know when you get a piece of meat stuck in your teeth and it kinda hurts. yeah its kinda like that. except theres a piece of meat on every one of your tooth. suck.

hungry too.

okay bye!
hamka:D

ouch

hi all!
today i went to the dentist cause im getting braces soon.
so heres what happened.

first they had to put clay in my mouth to get the shape of my teeth and the dentist like put it dam deep. i canot take it and i vomit on her hand. freaking gross. smell like..dam bad. i felt sorry for the nurse i dirtied her jacket.

then after that they i got an injection on my jaw. and it hurt like a BITCH.i was tyring dam hard not to shout. it still hurts. my face feels heavy. the injection is suppose to make my jaw smaller i think something like that. i was in to much pain to care what the dentist say.

im getting my braces this next saturday and its gonna take 1 and a half hour. 1 and a half hour of opening my mouth. i hate it already.

okay bye!
hamka:D

gigolo

hi all!
my grandma is such a great liar.
she ask me accompany her to the supermarket but she broght me shopping instead. okay i dun mind shopping but she brought a clique along.lol grandmamas clique.

and all of them walk dam slow. shit man. it took dam long to walk into the mall. and some of them had to hold my hand cause not strong. everyody stared at me. i felt like a ladies man with a woman in each arm.

but there was an upside i guess cause they gave me money for being nice i guess. 30 dollars for entertaining old woman. omg i sound like a gigolo now.

okay good night!
hamka:D

nonono

hi all!
today i went to watch movie. 2012. the movie is dam sad and scary.
if you haven watched to movie i recomend it.(Y) in the movie they charge people one billion dollars to stay in their ship. and those who cant afford it are left to die.i ALMOST teared. omg. it thats gonna happen in real life id better start saving now. ill save 1dollar a day.

but seriously though i dun think the world will end at 2012. it will be dam sad if it does cause ill only be 18. i would be at the prime of my youth.

and tomorow is hari raya haji. omg i totally forgot!

okay bye!
hamka:D

seaweed

hi all!
im eating the seaweed shaker fries thing. its awesome.

and my keyboard is not working. half the letters are not working. so im typing this post with the stupid on screen keyboard dam tireing!

and today was an intresting day. in the morning i went to the post office to collect somethng. and while waiting in line i had an itch on my butt. i reached behind but i scracthed this womens legs instead.akward.

and on the way back i saw this couple in a car and they were totally hitting it off. kissing and stuff. why would you wanna do itearly in the day. andin your car. thats crazy!

it took me like half an hour to type this.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

smoking hot

hi all!
so heres what happened today. i woke up at 2pm. had breakfast at 4pm. okay maybe lunch. i ate biscuits! it lasted me till now.

and i did my homework.omg. it was the longest 30 minutes of my life. and i only did two question. well at least i tried.

and my mom is singing me up for tuition at some chinese acedemy place. wtf. do i look chinse to you? i dun get her. its suppose to be good for me i guess.

ive been having problems with my parents for the past few days. my mother suddenlt accuse me of smoking.im not sure if shes kinding or not but that doesnt even make any sense. i dun even look like i smoker.i think. and my voice is dam pussy doesnt even sound like a smokers voice. anyway smoking would be the last think id do.

i got some tags in my tag board that is so hurtfull:(
nahhhhhhh.im just kindding. any tag is a good tag:)

okay bye!
hamka:D

vanilla twilight

hi all!
haven blog in a long time. casue nothing intresting is happening.

my fathers friend from malaysia has been stayig over at my house for the past few days. he broguth his family along and moved into my room. not fair!
he has a little daughter dam cute. but i think she hates me. she always beat me up. and today in the morning she jumped on me to wake me up. i almost vomit on her. i kinda wish i did.
but its hard to stay mad at her cause she dam cute. dam! i wish i was blind.

its been raining the past few days and ive been listening to Owl City to pass the time. i recomend Vanilla Twilight. this song gets me in the mood.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

turn 15 on the 15th

hi all!

today was dam fun!!and unplanned for.

i was actually gonna spend my day at home today. then suddenly decide to go beach. i invited like one million people but only five came. haha.cause it was dam last minute.

we were like dam hungry but did not want to eat fast food. so we went to this indian restaurant. dam random. and the place was dam empty we were their only customer. dam weird. i was kinda scared. and everything was vegetarian.omg dam not nice. but it would have been mean of us to leav. so we ordered whatever that was there. i have no idea what i ordered. its some kind of donut i think.

after that went cycling. but anderson did not know how to ride bike. he was riding the bike like a drunk man. dam funny!

after cycling there was dam alot of police man cause a man was drowning. but im not sure why the fire department was there.there was no fire

after that went bowling. i freaking suck at bowling the stupid ball does not want to stay in the bloody lane. dam irritating. then the guy beside me saw my score a laughed. loser.

okay bye!

hamka:D

sashimi sucks

hi all!

today was a great day!!

went for high tea at hotel today. i ate like some homeless person. dam alot sia. the buffet lasted for 4 hours but i was full after only half an hour.

and today i tried sashimi for the first time ever. freaking sucks. i seriously vomit on my plate. the taste is stuck in my mouth. eww.

and there was this chocolate waterfall there so we can dip our cookies and marshmellows and stuff. but i dunno why i ate alot of salad. its dam nice cause got some italian oil i think. it smells italian. everybody kept staring at me cause i kept on smeeling the food before i took it. who cares about them its my birthday bitch!

after that went to Ion. omg the stuff there all dam branded. and got alot of hot babes! so i stared at them while my parents shopped. seems fair to me.

okay bye!

hamka:D

flash

hi all!

today was a kick ass day!!!!!

at school Jessica gave me my birthday present! it was a pair of Zara Boxers with giraffes on them. dam cute. i never thought the first Zara branded thing i owened would be boxers(Y)thanks again!

then after school played soccer with clique. awesome time!

then after that meet my parents at parkway. they bought me a camera. YAY! i dunno what it does but it takes pictures! so who care.

then i went to grandmama house and she made pizza. i never thought she was capable of that. cause shes dam malay!! but i still love her! and she gave me 50dollars birthday money

okay bye!!

hamka:D

today we turn to men

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYAFIQ!!
tomorow celebrate!!soccer!!
friday
saturday
sunday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!!

okay bye!
hamka:D

tathiana grrrrr

hi all!
today was quite intresting. casue no lessons. we went to some museum.
and i think i fell in love with the presenters name. tathiana. im not sure how to spell.
sexy name man! too bad she is not as sexy as her name. but i payed attention okay!

i had this drea the other day. i was shitting on the toilet and a hand with long finger nails suddenly appeared from the toilet bowl and pull me and my fat ass into the toilet and thats when i ussually wake up form the dream. i dam scared to shit now. tell you secret...

just now i shit never close door. shhhh... dun tell anyone(;

okay bye!
hamka:D

ohhh yeahhh

ohhh yeahhhh.

hi all!

today very fun! i went to vivo city with clique and watched a movie. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. omg the movie dam cute. and i was dam mesmorized by this huge poster of megan fox.

and on the way home i made a new friend in the bus. this guy next to me had and extra finger sticking out of his thumb.freaking cool. he saw me staring at it and said hi. lol. freaking random. and he let me touch it. i did not manage to catch his name though. sadface.

okay bye!

hamka:D

tainted skin

hi all!
today went to fesa house after school. dam fun. i played with fake blood. im not sure why he has fake blood at his house.weirdo.

and yesterday was dam hilarious. i was frying banana fritters and i threw one of the bananas to hard in to the wok. and the oil flew everywhere. and some of it splashed on my face. dam hot cause i could fell my skin being cooked. when i washed it of some of my skin was burnt and now i have like a peice of fried skin on my face. i think im gonna stay out of the kitchen for awhile cause alot of accidents have been happening there.

tomorow gonna go Sentosa with clique. im not sure what we are doin there but im sure it will be fun.

okay bye!
hamka:D

determination

hi all!
today i dam sad. cause my muffins attempt was a failure!
i freaking fell asleep while the thing was cooking. i was wooken up by the smell of burnt stuff.
then i panicked and forgot to put on my oven mits to take the tray out. i burnt my fingers. sad face.

nevermind i wont give up till i get this recipe down!

if youre wondering why i like to bake.even if youre not wondering im just gonna tell you anyway.
its cause its fun! and it kills time fast!

okay bye!
hamka:D

down

hi all!
today was an okay day.

school was fine. chemistry was kinda intresting.

after school went to eat with clique. and on the way there. there was this flight of stairs with railings at the side. so i decided to slide down. it was dam slippery and i fell of the other side and hurt my back on the stairs. not i smart thing to do. i landed with a bone crack sound. and im surprised i got up right away. it did not hurt at first but after a while the pain kicked in. my back dam cramp now.

okay bye!
hamka:D

good girls go bad

hi all!
today i use green to post! why? because im getting braces on december and its gonna be green!!
yeah!! green is the sex!

today was a long day. two freaking hours of POA. shit! dam boring. but i managed to pay attention i guess. my eyes are starting to hurt typing in green dam bright. thats better!

after school went to eat luch with clique and ernest. after eating we suddenly talked about ghost and we sat there for 230 hours talking bout ghost and telling stories. but the story that scared me the most was my own story. i regret telling it. i keep thinking that someone is watching me.

btw i had this dream the other there without an ending. i dreamt that i woke up and half of my body was completly bare. no hair at all! and the other side was hairy like siao. and school starts soon and i have PE on that day. and i love pe! after that i woke up! waht would you guys have done if you were in my position??i would have just went to school casue im a fucking attention seeker.

bye guys!
hamka:D

tik tok

hi all!
today was a great day.

played soccer after school for four hours! very tired tired now.

during school we had this sex talk. it was intresting..kinda. but the pictures of the infected private parts was dam gross! especially the female one. these freaking fungi on it!!ewwww.
im never gonna have sex now.

since we are on the toopic of private parts. during the weekend i was in the bus and it was dam pack. then the bus suddenly stop and my hand jerked forward. i accidently slapped this old womans breast. dam akward! then the man behind me cant stop laughing. so i just joined in the laughter. im kinda the surprised the woman did not mind. maybe she likes it...ewwwwwww....
gross!

okay bye!
hamka:D

best dam thing

These are ppl you would love to have in your class

cause they are

AWESOME

hi all!

today i use red cause...i dun need a reason okay its my blog.. so shut up!

today mikhail brought his camera and we had loads of fun!! wohoo. dam alot of picture. not alot actually...nvm ah!

today was dam borgin cause i had to go home straight cause im grounded. omg dam boring. but on the bright side while sitting at home i came across this recipe for donuts!!! omg the picture looks dam nice. i think im making some this weekend. DAM EXCITED!!

if you want some have to be nice to me!! extra nice!!haha

okay bye!

hamka:D

grrrr

hi all!

it has not been a good week.
yesterday my dad caught me playing soccer at my friends house. and he was not happy bout it cause i FORGOT to inform him. and i now i grounded till i dunno when and he punished me. i don think hes being really fair cause he has not heard my side of the story. anyway i think he forgot waht its like to be young and enjoying your time with your friends. i guess i got excited and forgot to tell him. dont you guys forget stuff when you are excited? actually im not allowed to use the com but dun care him. just use ah.

now hes not talking to me and my mom is kinda pissed and shes also not talking to me.
and im feeling kinda lonely.(sad face)

okay bye guys!! and girls!
hamka:)

ewww

hi all!
today was a weird day. i woke up with a some of the skin on my nose GONE! and now i look like that raindear with that red nose. rudolph?i think. i think a ghost sucked in away cause my nose was wet wehn i woke up.

now everytime i bath i hurts cause..i dunno it just hurts i guess.
but there is an upside to this i guess. i learnt how to use that makeup powder thing that matches my skin colour. i dunno waht its called so lets call it magic powder. yay magic powder!
i use it on my nose to make it look less screwed up. i couldnt be happier

bye guys!
hamka:D

gay friday

hi all!
today was the GAY-est day ever.

so heres what happened. the plan was to go Alfy house to hang out and kill time. but everybody suddenly had something on and the only people left was my and alfy. dam gay. fucking akward sia. i spent the whole day at his house.

then after that i followed him go grocerie shopping at geylang market. i hate it there especially the wet market part. smells like balls. its dam hard to ignore the smell of meat and raw fish casue its dam strong.

then alfy wanted to treat me to a drink cause i followed him go shopping. but he did not have enough money and i ended up paying half of the bill. dam anyhow!

and on the way back this old woman stared at me in a way i cant descride. dam creepy. i think she was trying to seduce me or something.

okay bye
hamka:D

LIPgirnity

hi all!
today was super boring.. got some talk about anger managment. and there was one part when he was talking bout childhood and it gave me time to think bout mine.

something really sad happened when i was primary one. i lost my first kiss to a guy. Syakir. dam gay. but i was primary one and i could not care less. so heres what really happened he was talking to me then someone pushed him and our lips touched. then we were dam quiet for the rest of the day cause it was dam akward for some reason. its no laughing matter okay! very serious. i lost my LIPgirnity to a guy! all of my children are gonne be proud to hear that i got my first kiss from a guy. sad face:(

tomorow get physics results...dam stress!
good luck everyone!
hamka:D

sorry mister bird

hello sayangs!
bleah bleah bleah.
hmmm...i dunno waht to blog about today..

today was kinda intresting i guess. post exam activities was okay. i liked the modern dance thing. casue the girls were super cute.shhh.dun tell them okay! secret!

the guitar thing was kinda cool. even thought the only ones singing along was me and syafiq.

after school went for soccer AGAIN. and it was raining like crazy! but we ahd to suffer for our enjoyment. we ran in the rain. but i dun really think is was a such a good idea. im feeling kinda sick now. and while we were playing soccer one small bird suddenly fell from the tree. dam scary. you would expect a bunch of strong guys to handle this situation smoothly but youre wrong. it took us more than half an hour to think of a way to move the bird without touching it. but u had to cut us some slack that bird was dam creepy. but kinda pity it cause it was injured.

okay bye bye!
hamka:D

grrrr

hi all!
today i got back my english im happy i passed all the parts! my malay is another sad sad story. so dont ask...

after school played soccer and on the way there this old man got pissed of casue i blocking the fucking way. SO WHAT?! he could haave said excuse me. BUT NO!!! he had to insult my mother. gee waht a smart thing to do. you old fuck. hes porbably got no friends and lives alone. so irritating. (sorry for the language)

okay bye! no mood already!!haha
hamka:D

cookie monster

I heart chocolate buttons

Chocolate buttons<3>

awesome-MEST cookies

hi all!

today i baked cookies.omg they are dam awesome. best batch ever.

okay i wanna eat now.

bye guys!

hamka:D

vivo vivo yeah yeah yeah

hi all!
exams ore finally over. so heres all the highlights of the past two days.

yesterday
after exam excited like siao. could not care less bout my math and dnt paper. after that went to play soccer. relieve stress like siao sia. nothings better that kicking balls! played my heart out dam tired. still tired actually.

today
went to make IC dam fun. casue i got to see my thumbprint on the com! dam stylo milo!wohoo!
then went for movie at VIVO. wah VIVO siol. but i forgot to bring camera(sad face):(. watched imagine that. the movie dam cute sia. and i meet nicholas ng there with two guys. Two guys one Ng.ewwww. and khalid and casey tried to change their clothes in the bus. FREAKING FAIL. two naked fat guys in the back of the bus what else could you ask for. i laugh till i pee in a pants. but just a tiny bit! dun tell anyone. shhhhh.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

pancakes

hi all!
two day of exam left!!yeahyeahyeah!!
geog paper was umm.. im not sure to call it easy or hard. abit of both actually.
but im not gonna talk aobut it anymore its over. Who gives a shit!

after school ate breakfast at macdonalds. im not a fan of fast food but macdonalds pancakes are the SEX.i cant believe i finish the whole packet of maple syrup.

ive been gaining weight during this exam period. now i have a little tummy. casue no time to exercise or play soccer or anything. after exam gonna exercise!! sfter exercise go swimming. so can show off.yeahyeah!

its raining now. im scared. i think theres someone watching me...shhhh...
NONSENSE!!shut up hamka.
i just scared myself.

okay byebye!
hamka:D

sims

its like sex on a bun.yummy

hi all!

im in the mood for burger king but theres no burger king near my house! grrr.

today had malay paper. and today malay was a bitch. the words all dam..umm. understandable..aiyo.. i anyhow do..after school tried to study POA. now i now a little bit more about POA i guess. thx Fesa and Abdullah!

yesterday i tried playing sims on my cousins psp. it was kinda fun. but it made me think about something. have you ever thought that maybe we are a video game. and there are giant people upstairs controling our every move. OMG that would be so awesome!yeahyeahyeah. maybe the guy upstairs is making me update me blog today even though im dam lazy now.what i bitch. im dam tired now after typing.

okayokay bye bye babes!

hamka:D

love sex and magic

sluts. but i cant stop listening

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friday night its time to party

drop it down and get real naughty

girls talk shit

we dont care

we'll take of our underwear.

alchohol-millionaires

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hi all!

ms lavania thinks im not a virgin. just cause i make alot of sexy remarks in class. but i think sexy remarks are the best remarks. it breaks the tension. makes everyone happy. anyway im saving my virginity for my wife(; its gonna be the best present ever. i hope i get married soon cause im about to explode!haha.

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play soccer after school. now very tired tired.

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k bye guys!

hamka:D

ewww

i pulled her out from my pocket

hi all!

today was a a boring day casue its thursday! the school puts all the boring subjects on this day for some reason.

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but CME was quite fun i guess we had to paste a piece of paper on our table and write down words of encouragment to all our class mates. i did that for like 2 minutes and i got tired of thinking what to day. so i just wrote my name big big on everybodys paper. dam fun!

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after school i went to go eat with syafiq khalid and abdullah. then i treid to slap abdullah and i missed. i ended up slapping the bowl of black soup and it splashed all over me. i wanted to wear abdullah pe tshirt home but it smelt like balls. so i just washed my shirt in the toilet. i went home dam wet and i smelt like wanton soup. but abdullah smell kinda blocked the wanton smell.

.

k bye guys!

hamka:D

hit the floor

I was dam freaked out by that thing in the background

hi all!

today was a weird day.

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today went to play soccer after school. and we found a naked doll burie din the sand freaking scary. but abdullah picked it up at threw it around. i think that doll is cursed. we threw it at khalid and he became stupid. he wore hes shirt the wrong way...okay maybe he was already a dumbass before we threw it at him. but i swear i saw the doll wink at me.woah!

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then on the way back we all saw a gigantic dog. that had six nipples hanging from its body. dam gross.

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then as i was walking home i felt like the my house was shaking and swinging. i got scared and hid under my table. i just found out that there was an earthquake in indonesia and some areas in singapore could experience it. im scared

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k bye guys!

hamka:D

viagra in a cam

WOAH!

hi all!

today dam boring. end school at 4 casue got dnt.

!

!

after school i went home study for 1 hour then lazy to study already. so guess what i did? i went to 711 to buy the drink Naughty G. if u dont know what it is it suppose to be viagra in a can i guess. it cost 3 dollars dam expensive. it tastes like red bull. and theres an ingredient in it thats called HORNY GOAT WEED. sounds disgusting. im not sure if sometihngs suppose to happen or somthing. but i just wait and see i guess.

TOMOROW PE<3<3<3

woah!

!

!

bye guys

hamka:D

guilt

trying to rape syed is fun

great view of my adams apple

hi all!

new back ground shit! woah! its kinda bright though.

today asembly was dam funny. casue seok pheng had to present some shit bout. actually i dunno what she was presenting about. but it was dam epic. but i feel kinda sad for her casue everyone was laughing at her and shit. but i was laughing dam loud myself. its a good tihng i dont know the meaning of the word guilty.

todays free period was dam painful. played with the chinese boys and i dont know why al their games have to end with someone getting hurt. then they ontrouduced us to this stupid torchlight game and its dam stupid once to figure it out. now all the malay boys know the trick. but im not telling. and if you know dun post say anything just keep quiet. casue KHALID still don know.shhhh.

oh yeah and today abdullah shaved his face for the first time since god knows when and he looks like a girl now. and he smell a whole lot better. but still smelly though.

k bye guys!

hamka:D

abracadabra

i want them for my birthday

HOTHOTHOT!
the sexy short hair girl dam POWER!
i am so turned on now.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

fame

don be fooled by that smile i was dieing to take of my shirt

hi all!
today was a weird day. i had oral today. it was good i guess. after that went for movie with clique. we watched fame! it was good i guess but i really wanted to watch ugly truth but that stupid counter lady wont let us buy it. CAUSE WE ARE UNDERAGE.who gives a shit!

the weird part was. when i got of the bus and was walking home. this man stopped me and suddenly starts talking to me about his religion and he was bad mouthing my religion. i was pissed of! i respect everybodies religion but even how HOLY you are u dun go around talking bout other peoples religion like that! stupid fuck! but since im a nice guy. i gave him the finger and ran as fast my skinny legs could carry. which was like dam fast! usain bolt can eat my dust. that may not have been the samrtest thing to do but u had to cut me some slack he was way bigger than me and i would have got my assed kicked.

bye guys!
enjoy your weekend
hamka:D

dun forget

i was having one of those super model moments

hi all!
today i ate at the canteen after a long time. and i actually miss the shitty food. i freaking wish all the shop would serve halal food. then i buy chinese noodles.waoh! like nice only!

then just now these people came my house and they had a hot daughter. she dam like super tall. i thought she was 18 but she was only sec 2. i felt like a small boy next to her. and i got ten dollars today! im set for my pocket money tomorow.

singapore idols tonight was the bomb. better than the last episode. and malaque is one hot bitch i swear. and that duane guy sang acoutic version of poker face fucking power sia. but i still think he has an annpying face.

ps:i wanna wanna be a vasantham star!

bye guys!
hamka:D

hap hap hari raya

hi all!
sorry for not posting for the last few days ive been real busy! i cant believe fasting month is finally over. i cant wait to chew and curse and be a naughty boy. okay maybe not so naughty just a tiny bit.

i think this years hari raya has been one of the best one yet.im glad i dun have to wear a SONGKOK(songkok is that black colour hat thing or whatever)this year. cause very itchy! my costume nice right!! but dam bloody hot i. i was sweating like some kind of halal pig after only visiting the first house.

but i was very disapointed this year. cause i usually go to my aunts house and she will cook fried chicken and its like the best fried chicken ever ah! then suddenly only she sick on hari raya. aiyo!!! why cant she be sick the next day.so no chicken for hamka:(. i would have traded all my hari raya money for it.

$350 actually.

okay maybe not all of it. maybe fifty

k bye guys!tiredtired
hamka:D

shit

hi all!
today was a great day. not such a great day actually. the only great part was there was pe today!!and we freaking owend the lower sec in a match! after pe i regreted playing soccer again. just like the other time. dam tired ah. and i woke late for breakfast this morning. i woke up at 540 and fasting starts at 545. i only had time to eat two spoonfulls of dry cereal.and i got a tummy ache.

have you guys like ever seriously wanted to go to the toilet to shit. and you like have to run home casue canot TAHAN already. but when u are finally in the toilet u dun feel like shitting already? that happened to me just now and i was quite disapointed for some reason.haha

only 3 day of fasting left.OMG.cant believe its been 27 day passed already. hari raya is up next!yeahyeahyeah

bye guys!
hamka:D

epic day

hi all!
today was an epic day. not so epic actually.. the only dam cool thing taht happened today was i was having dinner and i was having chicken. i was looking for my fave part of the chicken the BREAST and when i found it it was a fucking heart shape breast.POWER AH!! i was the best breast ever and i dun think ill ever find a breast that good ever again. man i used the word breast alot in this post.BREASTBREASTBREAST. all right im done.

and today i forgot i was fasting and i ACCIDENTLY drank water in the morning.SHHHHH...if nobody saw it then it doesnt count...i hope so.haha

allright bye guys!
hamka:D

video babe!!

hi all! this is the moment youve been waiting for my video!!

this is what two hours of filming got me. OMG dam troublesome but it was fun though:)

night guys!
hamka:D

chinese babes

hi all!
i just watched singapore idol!! glod to say that this week has more hot chinese girls than last week!!yeahyeahyeah! in case u haven noticed i have a thing for chinese girls! chinese girls FTW!!haha

but one of contestant duane i think. the nerdy chinese boy.haha. i wasnt expecting him to sing that good. i think if i closed my eyes i would think its some hot sexy guy. but i would have to agree with him when he said he was not hunky. for those of you who did not catch singapore idol this would probably not make sense to you sorry!!

i like monkeys.
my msn still spoil:( GAY!!!

night guy!
hamka:D

happy holidays?

hi all!
ive not been posting for the past few days.im sick:( i guess its not such a happy holiday after all. and to top it all of my msn spoil casue of some troubleshoot thing.WTF is that?!
if any of u know how to fix it pls tell me:) thanks

fasting during the holidays is really boring.SERIOUSLY! i spend mos of the day sleeping. today i woke up at 11.30 watch tv till 3 and slept till 530 and took my bath at 6.haha! i know its dam gross but i felt too fucked up to care. goods news is fasting is half done and theres only like 15 days left!!yeahyeahyeah. i can smell my hari raya money already!

bye guys!
hamka<3

gay friday

hi all!
today was dam gay seriously. casue it was a friday and i was at home at 330.OMG nobody is back at 330 on a friday. its likes thw worst time to come home cause nothing good is on the tele during that time. i ended up watching a dvd of high five till i fell asleep.

after the nap i tried making a video for my blog. but it turned into an epic fail. got like 10million bloopers just for the first scene omg. it feels akward talking to the camera when youre alone. im still gonna try during the holidays though. so keep an eye out for it!

i cant decide to make a vid bout what though. any ideas?

night guys!
hamka<3

menses season

hi all!
i was just wondering is it menses season or something cause everybody seems to be having their menses now. i saw some od my friends havin menses and it looked like it hurt! with all the cramps and everything. i got stressed just watching them. im glad im not a girl. but ive got to salute all the girls out there!! i would be dam freaked out if i woke up bleading!!OMG

watching Singapore Idol now and im really upset casue there arent any hot chinese girls:( DAM ANYHOW!!and most of the singers suck big time.

all right bye guys!
hamka<3

makan bonanza

hi all!!
today was a super fun day! today was the teachers day celebration and i thought the performance was quite cool. i even won a prize!!two packets of chocolate. but too bad i was fasting so i gave it to my friend.

after school i was planning to go back to my primary school. but ended up playing soccer instead. i seriously should not have dam tireing! after soccer i went home a fell asleep for like 2 hours. SHIOK MAN!

after nap time went to break fast with the MUSLIMS and a few CHINESE and one INDIAN. woah dam multi racial!we went to eat a seoul garden.woah EVEN MORE SHIOK!! after cooking our food we were not sure if it was time to break fast. then all panic!!haha!dam gay! so we just anyhow eat assuming that it was time to eat. i dam like dam alot sia! freaking full. since it was all you can eat and everytihng was free flow. all of us really streached our dollar. we spend more than and hour eating non stop. after our feast all of us comparing to see whos stomach look the biggest. and ABDULLAH won hands down.dam fat i swear.

after taht we all went to try something new. my first time in a long time. i felt kinda akward walking into the place casue everybody there was adults. and all of us look dam gay!haha. i dunno wats the big deal i dun really think its that nice but the smell if nice though:)

bye guys!
hamka<3

radar

hi all!
today was a great day! todat was Ru Huan birthday and i made her a card! it had a picture of charmander on it!!i drew it myself!!and i coloured it with crayons but it looks like a seven year olds work though.

after school i had CCA.OMG GAY. but today training dam slack we just ran two rounds round the school and watch some random video. i slept through the whole thing. after cca went to play soccer with MR MARK and MR TAN!haha. they are much better than i expected. but they play soccer dam cute with their jeans and everything.haha

after soocer i almost died of thirst. i totally forgot i was fasting when i was playing soccer. my tounge was scanning my whole moth for a drop of saliva. but it was all gone:(
when it was finally MAKAN time i drank 8 glasses of water at one go!OMG. thristy or what sia.haha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUHUAN!!

bye guys enjoy your weekend:D
hamka<3

i gotta feeling

hi all!!
today was a hellish day.and ive learnt something. PE+FASTING=VERY TIRED HAMKA. i guess that the last time i was gonna play soccer this month...YEAH RIGHT.HAHA.PE only comes once a week and i dun think we should waste it. we should enjoy every second of it cause PE is the only subject that does not require us to read or memorise anything. it would be awesome if we had PE four times a week and math once a week. that would be the bestest thing ever!!plus everyone in school will be super fit!

i dont know why the skin on my hands are eeling off like crazy. very ugly now. MAYBE im sheading my skin like a snake.sssss. that would be cool! i might wake up tomorow and have totally new skin.

btw i heard someone say this in the bus that i think is really funny. a girls bestfriend is her bra cause it offers support and is always near to their heart.it took me awhile to understand it but its funny.HAHA

aiya canot type anymore too hungry and thirsty!!!

bye guys!!
hamka<3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

oh yeah i almost forgot!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QIAN JING!!!!

lips like sugar

hi all!
OMG another two hours!!yeah!! hungry sia. and my mouth is dry and so are my lips. i gotta get some water soon!! i dunno why today im dam sleepy. today on the way home i suddenly squat down in the elevater and doved of for like 2 minute. then just now in the bus i sat beside this old woman that was reading the newpaper with a magnifying glass.HAHA SO CUTE.

i cant really think of anything to say today so heres a vid that i thik is really funny shit

this guy is a genious.freaking hilarious! when i get money im gonna buy myself a camera and make videos of my own!!haha

bye guys!
hamka<3

woah!

coolest video ever!! especially the guy in the video!

chinese jokes

hi all!
today was dam exhausting dam. it was the first day fasting in school and as i expected all the chinese boys would be irritating testing me! all of them started making lame CHINESE jokes like "eh after this wanna go eat my treat!" like i haven heard that one before. all dam un-original.

today i also had a POA test. i totally forgot bout it! i seriously thought that exams were officially ove. i thought WRONG. no use complaining i guess its over. but after the test wei bin made me laugh till i had to go shit. he had no idea how to pronouce JERMAINE and he said GERMANY instead.HAHA.BEST(Y)

im dam hungry now. i cant even hear myself think i only can hear my tummy. 1 MORE HOUR!! the last hour is always the hardest but i dun know why. i can wait the whole day but when it comes to the last few minute it really kills me. I CAN DO IT!!GOGOGO

bye guys!
hamka<3

hungry?

hi all!
sorry for the no-post yesterday. i lazy. yester day i got a haircut and i dun really like it. feels kinda gay. no use complaining i guess. it will grow back anyway. yesterday was also the first day of fasting. and i was trying my best not to use vulgar language casue im not allowed to when im fasting. even though i dropped a pair of scissors on my feet and i acidently scrached my pimple of my face and it hurt like hell. i control myself and ended up shouting until i fell asleep. i slept till it was time to eat. and i ate dam alot till i had to unbutton my pants too make space for the extra luggage.haha

today is the second day of fasting and im surprised i lasted this long with only one slice of bread and a half cup of milo. im dam hungry now and ive been watching cooking shows on youtube. another 3 more hours to makan time!!gogogo!!

bye guys!
hamka<3

envy

ALL DAM ANYHOW!!! NEVER SHARE!!

the proposal

hi all!
today was a hamtastic day! it was the last day of common test!!phew...im glad that over with.

after school i went to play soccer for awhile then went to meet up with Jessica and Ru Huan for a movie!! on the way there i had to walk in the rain and i was dam wet an cold. i was freezing my ass off inside the movie cinema. before the movie started we had one hour to burn so we went window shopping and then buy fruits. i had watermelon:D after that went for movie.the proposal. the movie dam funny and sad. i ALMOST teared. but i didnt cause im a BOY.haha. i recomend this movie cause its dam awesome.BEST(Y)

tomorow FASTING already!!aiya! i gotta be a good boy now:D

night guys! don forget to enjoy your weekend:)
hamka<3

ive got a secret

hi all!
todays test was kinda easy i guess. easier than yesterdays test at least. and tomorow i GEOGRAPHY. sigh.. i used to like geography but now im starting to hate it. casue my geog teacher always anyhow scold us! dam annoying..

but the good news is tomorow is my last paper!!woohoo. BUT its fasting month the very next day!dam it! fasting on the first saturday after exam. dam not fair. i was gonna enjoy like siao. i dun see that happening anymore. and im gonna lose weight:( i just gained weight not im gonna lose it all again!

but the good part bout today is VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW is showing today!!!haha. i know all the guys are watching casue i know i am! you girls can watch too i guess.haha
i cant wait.

aight bye guys!
hamka<3

the way i do

hi all!
today was a great day. today i had my chem and social studies and math test. it was okay i guess:) tomorow is english malay and physics!! all the kick ass subjects! and the song "the way i do" by marcos hernandez was stuck in my head today.sexy song!haha

went to eat at geylang with my clique after school today!haha. suddenly geylang!dam far sia.haha. while ordering my food they was this man who could not say soursoup properly he kept saying soosop!haha. i try not too laugh till i farted a little.BEST(Y)

after taht went to play soccer for a while. and right before the match started it started to rain. just like in the movies:D it was the most dramatic match of my life haha!

okay bye guys!
hamka<3

imma good boy

hi all!
today was a great day i guess. today i had pe!!omg freaking awesome. and i brought more COOKIES and i think this is the best batch ive made:D today assembly was strangely intresting cause there was this performance by this two china ppl and they made their masks change like dam fast youll miss it if you blink! but they were talking in chinese! bastards! i was dam lost in the conversation.

after asembly i had to met up with mr bakar to revise physics with him!woah! im surprised too. we studied till like 5 then i left school. ALONE! i ahte being alone i fell very un-HYPER when im alone. and the worst part is i forgot to bring my ipod to school today:( on the journey home i played tick tak toe with myself in the bus. it was fun for the first half an hour but after that i got bored casue i kept winning!way too easy.

tomorow i have a dnt test gtg study!
bye guys!
hamka<3

answers

hi again!
btw i googled if chickens have sex and THEY DO. they need to have sex to fertilise the eggs! i would have never guessed taht. allright signing off this is hamka solving one question at a time.haha

hamka<3

oh SHIT

hi all!
today was a good boy! i studied for 3 whole hours! haha. after that i went to NTUC to buy groceries. ALL BY MYSELF:D on the way to NTUC i saw this boy shitting on the grass like a dog and the mom was watching him and smilling like nothings going on. i watched from across the road and after he was done she didnt even pick up his shit!WTF. stupid slut. and the worst part was he did it in front of the polyclinic thats where sick ppl go and youre dirtying up the place! crazy bitch

after all that i baked more cookies!! today i had an early dinner and i had pasta and fried chicken. i sat my ass on the tv and and watched cartoons! omg cartoons and pasta i must be in heaven.

hey i have another quetion! why is new zealand called new zealand? was there an old zealand? so many quetions but so little answers. im confused.

TOMOROW PE wohooooooooooo. dam excited!!

night guys!
HAMKA<3

im sorry:(

hi all!
today was a rather intresting day. today i had the kayaking thing again and we had to capsize our boat. i volunteered to go first casue i thought we gonna do it in the shallow water. but i had to do it in the middle of the fucking reservoir. i was scared as hell. when i finally did it i had to wait for my so called rescue team. my rescue team was two skinny sec one boys. dam weak. i was floating around in the water for like 10 minutes before they saved me.

after all that drama we were going to kayak to the marina barage. then on the way there i felt that i hit something with my paddle and i saw a bleeding fish float to the surface of the water. i tried to save it but it died. and i didnt want to touch it cause it smelt like ass. im sorry mister fish i didnt mean to do it:( after a while syed found another fish but it was already dead. syed was planning to keep it and cook it when he got home. and he was trying to clean the fish while in the kayak. he pressed the fish and dam alot of shit or watever it was poured out of its mouth. Syed smealt like fish fuck the whole journey back to shore.

btw ive been pondering over this question for some time and i was hoping you guys knew the answer to it. do chickens have sex? so do they have to have sex for every egg it lays? that would mean a whole lot of sex.
tell me if you know okay thanks:D

bye guys!
hamka<3

stop and rewind

hi all!

to day was a exhausting day. i had cca today and cca tomorow too. and im gonna miss pokemon again:( next week is already exam week and i still feel like our holidays just ended yesterday. and right after the exams is fasting month so i have only one day to enjoy myself. so im gonna have to fit one month of fun into one day. Ill just have to enjoy myself even i dont want to.

the stress of all of this is really getting to me and now i wish i have the power to stop time. so i can stop time and take my time to study. plus being able to control time would be totally awesome! so if i had the sudden urge to scratch my ass or scream for no reason i would not have to go to somewhere private to do it. ill just stop time and do it!

and today was kim lis birthday and i sung her the alphabats with my mouth closed. haha. and she got a power puff girl cake dam cool! happy birthday kimli!

bye guys!
hamka<3

hidden talent

hey guys!
sorry for not posting yesteray my com got attacked by a virus and i had to reboot it. if u recieve an email from me with the title photos or something like that dun open its a virus:)

okay now for some important stuff yesterday i had PE and i bought a watermelons this time !yay! and i also brought cookies to school and let my friends try them. but i gave mikhail and khalid the burnt and shit ones cause i know those two will eat anything. then i ahd a mother tounge tes after pe and made a bet with diana that whoever got LOWER for the test gets 50 cents. i made this bet casue theres no way i can lose cause my malay sucks big time!haha

in other news!
today was a super boring day cause Syafiq never come and i had noone to talk about stupid stuff to.haha, BUT i discovered i ahd a hidden talent today, i can sing the alphabet with my mouth close perfectly! omg dam awesome! i can even sing with my mouth close. now when im old enough im gonna jin singapore idol and be the first person to win the competition without opening their mouth.haha

okay bye guys!
hamka<3

hawt stuff!

hi all!
today was a great day. today i brought my cookies to school. i baked them myself bodoh!!dam nice if i do say so myself. but its abit bitter though. if u guess are wondering why its bitter its cause i used unsweeted chocolate. its not cause my baking sucks okay! i may be baking more later tonight!

Today was also photo taking day and mikhail brought his very expensive camera. ACTION sia. dun even now how to use give me better sia!haha. before the photo taking session itself i took alot of pics with all my friends and i was all pictured out before the class photo!haha. but i think i smiled properly. i hope i did.

btw tomorow got PE bodoh!! OMG fucking excited. haha!

aight bye guys!
Hamka<3

cookies anyone?

Hi all!
and happy birthday singapore!
today i had nothing to do so im baking cookies. which are baking now as im typing this.
im gonna bring them to school tomorow is theres any left by then!haha
i swear ill give 5 dollars to whoever say they dont like the cookies cause they are fucking nice! cause i used my secret ingredient LOVE. haha dam gay.

yesterday was a good day i guess i had steak for dinner and watching soccer at the same time. every guys dream. i thought i was in heaven. the only sad part of yesterday was i was suppose to go to the ndp with my cousin but she brought her friend instead!!wtf. not fair!

all right guy i gtg check on my cookies bye!
hamka<3

kayak machine

hey all!
today i had CCA. i had to get something like a license so i can ride a kayak! Had to get up early in the morning today to get ready for this thing and i was fucking not happy bout it cause i was gonna miss pokemon:(

today the wether was super hot and i was going in and out of the water now ive got sunburn. and i realise i look dam hot in a lifejacket!!haha. then when we were kayaking syed suddenly capsize and all i he looked like a floating wig in the water.haha.

after a day of kayaking i felt like peeing. i went into the toilet and there were 6 huge guys bathing together NAKED!OMG. i felt my pee went back up afer seeing that.
DAM GAY.haha

btw my tag board moved to the bottom and i dont know why
all right night guys!
hamka<3

Hi all!

today was a hamtastic day! even though i did not go as planned. we were supposed to go for a movie but the line was super duper long!! we all just could not be bodered and left. then we went to fesa house to slack. i praticed the sorry sorry sorry sory dance at fesa house and now im freaking rock at it. i think.

then after slacking we went to the beach to play SOCCER!! dam bloody tired now. then after like two hours we got tired of soccer and played rugby! dam fun. i jumped on abdullahs back and took him down like the hairy indian he is! kinda gross though. after that we hung around at this random place an took photos!! the one up there. dam fun. but abdullah pussy and he dont want to stand on the wall casue he scared!haha

too bad i have cca tomorow 9 till 5 OMG freaking boring

night guys

hamka<3>

sorry sorry sorry sorry

hi all!
today was a good day.yay
today i was rushing to go to school and i did nt have time to style my hair. i felt dam akward when i reached school and i thought everyone was looking at my but after like half the day i kinda liked my hair!jocelyn said i look like one japanese guy that i dont know, COOL! im even thinking of sticking to this hairstyle now!haha

today the song Insomnia by Craig David was stuck in my head the song sorry sorry sorry by Super Junior was stuck in my head too even though i only knew three wrods from the song!haha
"sorry sorry sorry" at least i knew the dance!

today i went to play soccer after school even though i knew im not supposed too, and i accidently touched abdullahs hairy legs!!!eeewwww! i swear i thought i was touching a carpet dam gross!haha

night guys
hamka<3

bad day

hey all!
today has been a really lousy day. today ive been very moody and sleepy. i could hardly stay awake for all the lessons and i could not think straight. i also failed my math test! not that im not used to failing my math but this kinda irritated me. stupid math! whoever invented math is a pain in the ass. why would you want to make numbers harder than they already are?

then today i was at the busstop by myself. i took the bus and i left my phone at the busstop. i had to get of at the next stop and run all the way back. fucking tired! but at least my phone was still there

on the flip side i found a dollar on the way home! and i bought a slice of watermelon from the market it was the bestest watermelon ever:D

bye guys!

bad day

eric and i

hey people!

todays been a loooong day.. we had Dnt till 430 dam boring. we had to make a bloody tape disperser...like im ever gonna need that. eric and I finished first and we did some bonding soon our relationship became stronger and stonger. We're as good a MARRIED. haha. im just kidding im not gay or anything if thats what youre thinking!

btw i forgot to tell you guys. yesterday Mikhail never bath!!!!eeeewwww! freaing gross no wonder he smealt like crap yesterday.

since we are on the topic of big dirty guys. today khalids 15 bithday!!woohoo khalid is the best person to tease ever cause he takes it like a man most of the time and i would be bored as hell if i didnt tease himm everyday. thanks khalid! (PS.this is your present i never buy anything for you)teehee:D

im done

buy guys:D

new classroom!

hey guys!
today was not such a great day. first thing is today e had to change classrooms with 3r4 which was on the fourth floor. i fucking not happy with that! grrr. and i had the best classrooom ever dam convinient, near toilet and near canteen!!omg

then today suddenly we got mother tounge oral. dam SUDDENLY i fucking not ready ah. i totally screwed it up. they asked me what was my fav food i said pasta cause it was COLOURFUL wtf! then i suddenly stone.argghh not happy

btw do u guys wanna hear a joke??hehe
what do you call the mother and father of a tranformer??
give up?


tranPARENT. haha
fucking anyhow
sorry todays post very boring its been a bad day
night guys:D

kicked ass

hi all!
today i had soccer practice and i totally kicked ass today! yay me! i even scored a goal:)
and this song Avalanche by Marie Digby has been stuck in my head the whole day it dam nice! but kinda annoying though i cant hear myself think anymore. its always in my head.

im very proud of myself today casue i shit with the door close! stupid nenek koropok can fucking kiss my ass. im not scared anymore! okay maybe im a tiny bit scared. i hope the nenek koropok isnt reading this.

today i had a chesse and onion pizza for dinner. it was delicious but my mouth smells like ass now. and tomorow got PE yay cant wait!

thats all for today
night guys:D

somebody tear of my shirt now!

hey guys!
im feeling dam shit today cause i gotta wear a shirt and its super hot!! i was sweating even before i put it on. in case u guys are wondering why i have to wwear a shirt its cause i think i look awesome in it. nah just kidding i gotta go to a wedding later on. im slacking at my cousins house now.

Btw u guys wont believe what happened today i mixed up my face cream with toothpaste and i feel like freshly brushed teeth today! i cant believe i was that stupid. i only realize that it was toothpaste when my face started burning. it still hurts abit though.i cant think of anything to post right now so maybe ill post again later.

okay thats all for now
bye:D

u wanna buy my koropok?

hi all!
today everybody started talking bout the NEKEK KEROPOK. in case u dont know who she is, she is this woman that carries a ghost on her back and goes to your house and ask u to buy her keropok and if u dun buy it she releases her ghosr into your house and MAKES u buy it. im dam paranoid now. i keep looking behind me every two seconds cause i think someones watching. this might sound abit gross but i didnt close the door when i was shitting just now caused i was SCARED.haha

today i had CCA. todays session was okay i guess, we got to play soccer! on the way home i slipped and fell on the stairs and landed on my ass. now i have a scar on my left butt check and its looks like the one on harry potters head.COOL! i might get magical powers tomorow. cant wait.

now for something totally unreleated.
yesterday night i had a dream that i was spider-man. i was swinging building from building when this girl fellfrom the sky and we totally hit it off! it was the best dream kiss ever! i was woken up when i suddenly had a stomach ache. i went to toilet and ALMOST fell asleep in there.LOL

all right thats all!
bye!
dun forget to enjoy your weekend:D

the dumb and the furious

hi all!
today was a great day except ive been having a huge tummy ache since morning:(

today during class charlene and cindy totally lost their sense of direction. they were singing a Hi-5 song about north south east west and were like trying to actually point to the north south east and west but their hands were all over the place. TOTAL FAIL. cause when cindy said east suddenly she point up wtf dam anyhow.then suddenly they get angry cause i pointed out their mistake. LOL

now for something random
have u guys ever been scard that one day u will wake up blind! well i have and one time i thought it actually happened. when i was primary two i woke up under my bed and i thought i was blind and i started crying. i cried for like half an hour till my mom woke up and pulled me out from under the bed. it happened again when i was sec one but i SWEAR i did not cry on that occasion.
all right thats all
bye guys!
dun forget to leave a comment:D

a new friend

hey guys!
today was another bestest day ever! cause today i made a new friend. JANE! in case u guys dont know her she is this girl with crazy DIMPLES. OMG dam jealous.

since we're on the topic of girls. today the topics is gonna be about my exgirlfriend MEGAN FOX.serious. dam shes HOT. i know what youre thinking she was a man. but who gives a shit i wouldnt mind.. she makes up for it for her banging body. i think her body she was carved by a bunch of horny angles that wanted to make the perfect sex symbol but they accidently put the wrong private part.dumbasses. i would have went for a sex cahnge too if i was put in that position. so i dun care what u say i still think he or she is still HOT.

the only bad part bout today was after PE seok peng bought the last watermelon. WHAT A BITCH! i was dam pissed of. and the worst part is she didnt even finish it. what a waste of a good watermelon. i dam sad now.

all right thats all!
btw leave a comment on what u think is the hottest part bout megan fox i wanna know!(i like her lips)
bye guys:D

bedtime stories

For those of you having trouble sleeping tonight i hope this true story i just made up helps

I was going for a trip overseas and I had to take a plane there. I got seated next to exit.

Everything was okay till the exit shot open and I was being sucked out of the plane. I was falling and I was sure that my time has come, so I decided to have some fun with it. I was trying to catch birds and kill bugs until I landed on a rainbow and started sliding down it, like it was some kind of slide. As everybody thought that at the end of the rainbow, there would always be a pot of gold I began to get excited. But to my surprise I ended up in the middle of a wheat field. I thought everything was okay till a giant dragon appeared out of nowhere and started torturing the field. All I could do was watch and run away from the flames. I ran and ran till I ended up in front of a log cabin. The cabin was empty so I thought why not live in this cabin for awhile and I lived in that log cabin for 89 long years. Until one day the dragon came and knocked n my door with a fist which broke the door. So I told him that he had to pay me for a new door then the dragon stared at me and apologized for scaring me the first time I came here. Then he started saying thing I could not understand till he sneezed and burnt my log cabin down. I walked away from my burnt log cabin a started walking. Until I found a time machine. I used it to bring myself back 89 years and ended up in my house.

I took some time to regroup myself and decided to go on another trip but this time to the desert. So I was walking in the desert and I was starving for water and not knowing exactly where I was. I walked till I saw this bear and then I thought to myself this must be a mirage because there are no bears in the desert. But that was not my concern, I was trying to protect myself and my myself look big hoping to scare the bear away. So I stood tall and roared at the bear. The bear just stared at me and started talking. I was shocked and lost for words. Soon the bear and I started talking and we became friends. I invited the bear to come home with me and I tamed the bear. Now the bear and live happily ever after in a log cabin that we built together.

Btw this was my english essay for school

word of the DAY

Hey guys today was like the bestest day EVER cause i leared a new word. Apperantly PUSSY means TUITION in chinese.WTH. why didnt someone yell me this earlier? i just farted btw(OPPS!) To add some humour to this post ive made up i few lines about PUSSY or TUITION as u chinese like to call it. 1)Man i hate my PUSSY its so boring 2)So youre taking PUSSY for which subject? 3)Dam i wish i didnt have my PUSSY today

LOL

Today Charlene dam siao. i think she forgot what HALAL meant. she was going around asking ppl hey are u halal? DAM CRAZY. i was offended and trying to keep a straight face when she asked me. btw halal means ummm.. actually i also dunno lah. but i only can eat it if its halal

In other news
Jeryl was spotted in the bus with a certain someone. and he just couldnt keep his hands to himself. the best part was it was a BOY.(jonathans not gonna like that)u guys have to guess who the boy is. put your guesses in my tagbox. leave a comment

talk more tomorow guys
night!

OMG. first post. im dam scared

This is my first post!
Just now i had to take the bus with the two most anti social ppl EVER! Khalid(91kg) and SYED. OMG fucking boring. from the moment i got on the bus with them i knew it was gonna be a looooooong bus ride. The first half of the ride was those akward silent moments. im like can u all fucking talk got mouth for waht ah! The suddenly syed talk and its dam boring ah. hes talking bout chemistry and physics. WTF. i just noded every 5 seconds so he would not think im ignoring him. the only funny part bout the journey was khalid sat by himself the whole journey no one wanted to sit with him. everybody rather stand and sit next to him. and the bus ws dam full. it must suck to be khalid. then syed talked and talked but when tihs hot babe walked in suddenly he started to whisper fucking gay.haha

all right done!
night guys!