gigolo

hi all!
my grandma is such a great liar.
she ask me accompany her to the supermarket but she broght me shopping instead. okay i dun mind shopping but she brought a clique along.lol grandmamas clique.

and all of them walk dam slow. shit man. it took dam long to walk into the mall. and some of them had to hold my hand cause not strong. everyody stared at me. i felt like a ladies man with a woman in each arm.

but there was an upside i guess cause they gave me money for being nice i guess. 30 dollars for entertaining old woman. omg i sound like a gigolo now.

okay good night!
hamka:D

nonono

hi all!
today i went to watch movie. 2012. the movie is dam sad and scary.
if you haven watched to movie i recomend it.(Y) in the movie they charge people one billion dollars to stay in their ship. and those who cant afford it are left to die.i ALMOST teared. omg. it thats gonna happen in real life id better start saving now. ill save 1dollar a day.

but seriously though i dun think the world will end at 2012. it will be dam sad if it does cause ill only be 18. i would be at the prime of my youth.

and tomorow is hari raya haji. omg i totally forgot!

okay bye!
hamka:D

seaweed

hi all!
im eating the seaweed shaker fries thing. its awesome.

and my keyboard is not working. half the letters are not working. so im typing this post with the stupid on screen keyboard dam tireing!

and today was an intresting day. in the morning i went to the post office to collect somethng. and while waiting in line i had an itch on my butt. i reached behind but i scracthed this womens legs instead.akward.

and on the way back i saw this couple in a car and they were totally hitting it off. kissing and stuff. why would you wanna do itearly in the day. andin your car. thats crazy!

it took me like half an hour to type this.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

smoking hot

hi all!
so heres what happened today. i woke up at 2pm. had breakfast at 4pm. okay maybe lunch. i ate biscuits! it lasted me till now.

and i did my homework.omg. it was the longest 30 minutes of my life. and i only did two question. well at least i tried.

and my mom is singing me up for tuition at some chinese acedemy place. wtf. do i look chinse to you? i dun get her. its suppose to be good for me i guess.

ive been having problems with my parents for the past few days. my mother suddenlt accuse me of smoking.im not sure if shes kinding or not but that doesnt even make any sense. i dun even look like i smoker.i think. and my voice is dam pussy doesnt even sound like a smokers voice. anyway smoking would be the last think id do.

i got some tags in my tag board that is so hurtfull:(
nahhhhhhh.im just kindding. any tag is a good tag:)

okay bye!
hamka:D

vanilla twilight

hi all!
haven blog in a long time. casue nothing intresting is happening.

my fathers friend from malaysia has been stayig over at my house for the past few days. he broguth his family along and moved into my room. not fair!
he has a little daughter dam cute. but i think she hates me. she always beat me up. and today in the morning she jumped on me to wake me up. i almost vomit on her. i kinda wish i did.
but its hard to stay mad at her cause she dam cute. dam! i wish i was blind.

its been raining the past few days and ive been listening to Owl City to pass the time. i recomend Vanilla Twilight. this song gets me in the mood.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

turn 15 on the 15th

hi all!

today was dam fun!!and unplanned for.

i was actually gonna spend my day at home today. then suddenly decide to go beach. i invited like one million people but only five came. haha.cause it was dam last minute.

we were like dam hungry but did not want to eat fast food. so we went to this indian restaurant. dam random. and the place was dam empty we were their only customer. dam weird. i was kinda scared. and everything was vegetarian.omg dam not nice. but it would have been mean of us to leav. so we ordered whatever that was there. i have no idea what i ordered. its some kind of donut i think.

after that went cycling. but anderson did not know how to ride bike. he was riding the bike like a drunk man. dam funny!

after cycling there was dam alot of police man cause a man was drowning. but im not sure why the fire department was there.there was no fire

after that went bowling. i freaking suck at bowling the stupid ball does not want to stay in the bloody lane. dam irritating. then the guy beside me saw my score a laughed. loser.

okay bye!

hamka:D

sashimi sucks

hi all!

today was a great day!!

went for high tea at hotel today. i ate like some homeless person. dam alot sia. the buffet lasted for 4 hours but i was full after only half an hour.

and today i tried sashimi for the first time ever. freaking sucks. i seriously vomit on my plate. the taste is stuck in my mouth. eww.

and there was this chocolate waterfall there so we can dip our cookies and marshmellows and stuff. but i dunno why i ate alot of salad. its dam nice cause got some italian oil i think. it smells italian. everybody kept staring at me cause i kept on smeeling the food before i took it. who cares about them its my birthday bitch!

after that went to Ion. omg the stuff there all dam branded. and got alot of hot babes! so i stared at them while my parents shopped. seems fair to me.

okay bye!

hamka:D

flash

hi all!

today was a kick ass day!!!!!

at school Jessica gave me my birthday present! it was a pair of Zara Boxers with giraffes on them. dam cute. i never thought the first Zara branded thing i owened would be boxers(Y)thanks again!

then after school played soccer with clique. awesome time!

then after that meet my parents at parkway. they bought me a camera. YAY! i dunno what it does but it takes pictures! so who care.

then i went to grandmama house and she made pizza. i never thought she was capable of that. cause shes dam malay!! but i still love her! and she gave me 50dollars birthday money

okay bye!!

hamka:D

today we turn to men

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYAFIQ!!
tomorow celebrate!!soccer!!
friday
saturday
sunday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!!

okay bye!
hamka:D

tathiana grrrrr

hi all!
today was quite intresting. casue no lessons. we went to some museum.
and i think i fell in love with the presenters name. tathiana. im not sure how to spell.
sexy name man! too bad she is not as sexy as her name. but i payed attention okay!

i had this drea the other day. i was shitting on the toilet and a hand with long finger nails suddenly appeared from the toilet bowl and pull me and my fat ass into the toilet and thats when i ussually wake up form the dream. i dam scared to shit now. tell you secret...

just now i shit never close door. shhhh... dun tell anyone(;

okay bye!
hamka:D

ohhh yeahhh

ohhh yeahhhh.

hi all!

today very fun! i went to vivo city with clique and watched a movie. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. omg the movie dam cute. and i was dam mesmorized by this huge poster of megan fox.

and on the way home i made a new friend in the bus. this guy next to me had and extra finger sticking out of his thumb.freaking cool. he saw me staring at it and said hi. lol. freaking random. and he let me touch it. i did not manage to catch his name though. sadface.

okay bye!

hamka:D

tainted skin

hi all!
today went to fesa house after school. dam fun. i played with fake blood. im not sure why he has fake blood at his house.weirdo.

and yesterday was dam hilarious. i was frying banana fritters and i threw one of the bananas to hard in to the wok. and the oil flew everywhere. and some of it splashed on my face. dam hot cause i could fell my skin being cooked. when i washed it of some of my skin was burnt and now i have like a peice of fried skin on my face. i think im gonna stay out of the kitchen for awhile cause alot of accidents have been happening there.

tomorow gonna go Sentosa with clique. im not sure what we are doin there but im sure it will be fun.

okay bye!
hamka:D

determination

hi all!
today i dam sad. cause my muffins attempt was a failure!
i freaking fell asleep while the thing was cooking. i was wooken up by the smell of burnt stuff.
then i panicked and forgot to put on my oven mits to take the tray out. i burnt my fingers. sad face.

nevermind i wont give up till i get this recipe down!

if youre wondering why i like to bake.even if youre not wondering im just gonna tell you anyway.
its cause its fun! and it kills time fast!

okay bye!
hamka:D

down

hi all!
today was an okay day.

school was fine. chemistry was kinda intresting.

after school went to eat with clique. and on the way there. there was this flight of stairs with railings at the side. so i decided to slide down. it was dam slippery and i fell of the other side and hurt my back on the stairs. not i smart thing to do. i landed with a bone crack sound. and im surprised i got up right away. it did not hurt at first but after a while the pain kicked in. my back dam cramp now.

okay bye!
hamka:D

good girls go bad

hi all!
today i use green to post! why? because im getting braces on december and its gonna be green!!
yeah!! green is the sex!

today was a long day. two freaking hours of POA. shit! dam boring. but i managed to pay attention i guess. my eyes are starting to hurt typing in green dam bright. thats better!

after school went to eat luch with clique and ernest. after eating we suddenly talked about ghost and we sat there for 230 hours talking bout ghost and telling stories. but the story that scared me the most was my own story. i regret telling it. i keep thinking that someone is watching me.

btw i had this dream the other there without an ending. i dreamt that i woke up and half of my body was completly bare. no hair at all! and the other side was hairy like siao. and school starts soon and i have PE on that day. and i love pe! after that i woke up! waht would you guys have done if you were in my position??i would have just went to school casue im a fucking attention seeker.

bye guys!
hamka:D

tik tok

hi all!
today was a great day.

played soccer after school for four hours! very tired tired now.

during school we had this sex talk. it was intresting..kinda. but the pictures of the infected private parts was dam gross! especially the female one. these freaking fungi on it!!ewwww.
im never gonna have sex now.

since we are on the toopic of private parts. during the weekend i was in the bus and it was dam pack. then the bus suddenly stop and my hand jerked forward. i accidently slapped this old womans breast. dam akward! then the man behind me cant stop laughing. so i just joined in the laughter. im kinda the surprised the woman did not mind. maybe she likes it...ewwwwwww....
gross!

okay bye!
hamka:D