makan bonanza

hi all!!
today was a super fun day! today was the teachers day celebration and i thought the performance was quite cool. i even won a prize!!two packets of chocolate. but too bad i was fasting so i gave it to my friend.

after school i was planning to go back to my primary school. but ended up playing soccer instead. i seriously should not have dam tireing! after soccer i went home a fell asleep for like 2 hours. SHIOK MAN!

after nap time went to break fast with the MUSLIMS and a few CHINESE and one INDIAN. woah dam multi racial!we went to eat a seoul garden.woah EVEN MORE SHIOK!! after cooking our food we were not sure if it was time to break fast. then all panic!!haha!dam gay! so we just anyhow eat assuming that it was time to eat. i dam like dam alot sia! freaking full. since it was all you can eat and everytihng was free flow. all of us really streached our dollar. we spend more than and hour eating non stop. after our feast all of us comparing to see whos stomach look the biggest. and ABDULLAH won hands down.dam fat i swear.

after taht we all went to try something new. my first time in a long time. i felt kinda akward walking into the place casue everybody there was adults. and all of us look dam gay!haha. i dunno wats the big deal i dun really think its that nice but the smell if nice though:)

bye guys!
hamka<3

radar

hi all!
today was a great day! todat was Ru Huan birthday and i made her a card! it had a picture of charmander on it!!i drew it myself!!and i coloured it with crayons but it looks like a seven year olds work though.

after school i had CCA.OMG GAY. but today training dam slack we just ran two rounds round the school and watch some random video. i slept through the whole thing. after cca went to play soccer with MR MARK and MR TAN!haha. they are much better than i expected. but they play soccer dam cute with their jeans and everything.haha

after soocer i almost died of thirst. i totally forgot i was fasting when i was playing soccer. my tounge was scanning my whole moth for a drop of saliva. but it was all gone:(
when it was finally MAKAN time i drank 8 glasses of water at one go!OMG. thristy or what sia.haha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUHUAN!!

bye guys enjoy your weekend:D
hamka<3

i gotta feeling

hi all!!
today was a hellish day.and ive learnt something. PE+FASTING=VERY TIRED HAMKA. i guess that the last time i was gonna play soccer this month...YEAH RIGHT.HAHA.PE only comes once a week and i dun think we should waste it. we should enjoy every second of it cause PE is the only subject that does not require us to read or memorise anything. it would be awesome if we had PE four times a week and math once a week. that would be the bestest thing ever!!plus everyone in school will be super fit!

i dont know why the skin on my hands are eeling off like crazy. very ugly now. MAYBE im sheading my skin like a snake.sssss. that would be cool! i might wake up tomorow and have totally new skin.

btw i heard someone say this in the bus that i think is really funny. a girls bestfriend is her bra cause it offers support and is always near to their heart.it took me awhile to understand it but its funny.HAHA

aiya canot type anymore too hungry and thirsty!!!

bye guys!!
hamka<3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

oh yeah i almost forgot!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QIAN JING!!!!

lips like sugar

hi all!
OMG another two hours!!yeah!! hungry sia. and my mouth is dry and so are my lips. i gotta get some water soon!! i dunno why today im dam sleepy. today on the way home i suddenly squat down in the elevater and doved of for like 2 minute. then just now in the bus i sat beside this old woman that was reading the newpaper with a magnifying glass.HAHA SO CUTE.

i cant really think of anything to say today so heres a vid that i thik is really funny shit

this guy is a genious.freaking hilarious! when i get money im gonna buy myself a camera and make videos of my own!!haha

bye guys!
hamka<3

woah!

coolest video ever!! especially the guy in the video!

chinese jokes

hi all!
today was dam exhausting dam. it was the first day fasting in school and as i expected all the chinese boys would be irritating testing me! all of them started making lame CHINESE jokes like "eh after this wanna go eat my treat!" like i haven heard that one before. all dam un-original.

today i also had a POA test. i totally forgot bout it! i seriously thought that exams were officially ove. i thought WRONG. no use complaining i guess its over. but after the test wei bin made me laugh till i had to go shit. he had no idea how to pronouce JERMAINE and he said GERMANY instead.HAHA.BEST(Y)

im dam hungry now. i cant even hear myself think i only can hear my tummy. 1 MORE HOUR!! the last hour is always the hardest but i dun know why. i can wait the whole day but when it comes to the last few minute it really kills me. I CAN DO IT!!GOGOGO

bye guys!
hamka<3

hungry?

hi all!
sorry for the no-post yesterday. i lazy. yester day i got a haircut and i dun really like it. feels kinda gay. no use complaining i guess. it will grow back anyway. yesterday was also the first day of fasting. and i was trying my best not to use vulgar language casue im not allowed to when im fasting. even though i dropped a pair of scissors on my feet and i acidently scrached my pimple of my face and it hurt like hell. i control myself and ended up shouting until i fell asleep. i slept till it was time to eat. and i ate dam alot till i had to unbutton my pants too make space for the extra luggage.haha

today is the second day of fasting and im surprised i lasted this long with only one slice of bread and a half cup of milo. im dam hungry now and ive been watching cooking shows on youtube. another 3 more hours to makan time!!gogogo!!

bye guys!
hamka<3

envy

ALL DAM ANYHOW!!! NEVER SHARE!!

the proposal

hi all!
today was a hamtastic day! it was the last day of common test!!phew...im glad that over with.

after school i went to play soccer for awhile then went to meet up with Jessica and Ru Huan for a movie!! on the way there i had to walk in the rain and i was dam wet an cold. i was freezing my ass off inside the movie cinema. before the movie started we had one hour to burn so we went window shopping and then buy fruits. i had watermelon:D after that went for movie.the proposal. the movie dam funny and sad. i ALMOST teared. but i didnt cause im a BOY.haha. i recomend this movie cause its dam awesome.BEST(Y)

tomorow FASTING already!!aiya! i gotta be a good boy now:D

night guys! don forget to enjoy your weekend:)
hamka<3

ive got a secret

hi all!
todays test was kinda easy i guess. easier than yesterdays test at least. and tomorow i GEOGRAPHY. sigh.. i used to like geography but now im starting to hate it. casue my geog teacher always anyhow scold us! dam annoying..

but the good news is tomorow is my last paper!!woohoo. BUT its fasting month the very next day!dam it! fasting on the first saturday after exam. dam not fair. i was gonna enjoy like siao. i dun see that happening anymore. and im gonna lose weight:( i just gained weight not im gonna lose it all again!

but the good part bout today is VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW is showing today!!!haha. i know all the guys are watching casue i know i am! you girls can watch too i guess.haha
i cant wait.

aight bye guys!
hamka<3

the way i do

hi all!
today was a great day. today i had my chem and social studies and math test. it was okay i guess:) tomorow is english malay and physics!! all the kick ass subjects! and the song "the way i do" by marcos hernandez was stuck in my head today.sexy song!haha

went to eat at geylang with my clique after school today!haha. suddenly geylang!dam far sia.haha. while ordering my food they was this man who could not say soursoup properly he kept saying soosop!haha. i try not too laugh till i farted a little.BEST(Y)

after taht went to play soccer for a while. and right before the match started it started to rain. just like in the movies:D it was the most dramatic match of my life haha!

okay bye guys!
hamka<3

imma good boy

hi all!
today was a great day i guess. today i had pe!!omg freaking awesome. and i brought more COOKIES and i think this is the best batch ive made:D today assembly was strangely intresting cause there was this performance by this two china ppl and they made their masks change like dam fast youll miss it if you blink! but they were talking in chinese! bastards! i was dam lost in the conversation.

after asembly i had to met up with mr bakar to revise physics with him!woah! im surprised too. we studied till like 5 then i left school. ALONE! i ahte being alone i fell very un-HYPER when im alone. and the worst part is i forgot to bring my ipod to school today:( on the journey home i played tick tak toe with myself in the bus. it was fun for the first half an hour but after that i got bored casue i kept winning!way too easy.

tomorow i have a dnt test gtg study!
bye guys!
hamka<3

answers

hi again!
btw i googled if chickens have sex and THEY DO. they need to have sex to fertilise the eggs! i would have never guessed taht. allright signing off this is hamka solving one question at a time.haha

hamka<3

oh SHIT

hi all!
today was a good boy! i studied for 3 whole hours! haha. after that i went to NTUC to buy groceries. ALL BY MYSELF:D on the way to NTUC i saw this boy shitting on the grass like a dog and the mom was watching him and smilling like nothings going on. i watched from across the road and after he was done she didnt even pick up his shit!WTF. stupid slut. and the worst part was he did it in front of the polyclinic thats where sick ppl go and youre dirtying up the place! crazy bitch

after all that i baked more cookies!! today i had an early dinner and i had pasta and fried chicken. i sat my ass on the tv and and watched cartoons! omg cartoons and pasta i must be in heaven.

hey i have another quetion! why is new zealand called new zealand? was there an old zealand? so many quetions but so little answers. im confused.

TOMOROW PE wohooooooooooo. dam excited!!

night guys!
HAMKA<3

im sorry:(

hi all!
today was a rather intresting day. today i had the kayaking thing again and we had to capsize our boat. i volunteered to go first casue i thought we gonna do it in the shallow water. but i had to do it in the middle of the fucking reservoir. i was scared as hell. when i finally did it i had to wait for my so called rescue team. my rescue team was two skinny sec one boys. dam weak. i was floating around in the water for like 10 minutes before they saved me.

after all that drama we were going to kayak to the marina barage. then on the way there i felt that i hit something with my paddle and i saw a bleeding fish float to the surface of the water. i tried to save it but it died. and i didnt want to touch it cause it smelt like ass. im sorry mister fish i didnt mean to do it:( after a while syed found another fish but it was already dead. syed was planning to keep it and cook it when he got home. and he was trying to clean the fish while in the kayak. he pressed the fish and dam alot of shit or watever it was poured out of its mouth. Syed smealt like fish fuck the whole journey back to shore.

btw ive been pondering over this question for some time and i was hoping you guys knew the answer to it. do chickens have sex? so do they have to have sex for every egg it lays? that would mean a whole lot of sex.
tell me if you know okay thanks:D

bye guys!
hamka<3

stop and rewind

hi all!

to day was a exhausting day. i had cca today and cca tomorow too. and im gonna miss pokemon again:( next week is already exam week and i still feel like our holidays just ended yesterday. and right after the exams is fasting month so i have only one day to enjoy myself. so im gonna have to fit one month of fun into one day. Ill just have to enjoy myself even i dont want to.

the stress of all of this is really getting to me and now i wish i have the power to stop time. so i can stop time and take my time to study. plus being able to control time would be totally awesome! so if i had the sudden urge to scratch my ass or scream for no reason i would not have to go to somewhere private to do it. ill just stop time and do it!

and today was kim lis birthday and i sung her the alphabats with my mouth closed. haha. and she got a power puff girl cake dam cool! happy birthday kimli!

bye guys!
hamka<3

hidden talent

hey guys!
sorry for not posting yesteray my com got attacked by a virus and i had to reboot it. if u recieve an email from me with the title photos or something like that dun open its a virus:)

okay now for some important stuff yesterday i had PE and i bought a watermelons this time !yay! and i also brought cookies to school and let my friends try them. but i gave mikhail and khalid the burnt and shit ones cause i know those two will eat anything. then i ahd a mother tounge tes after pe and made a bet with diana that whoever got LOWER for the test gets 50 cents. i made this bet casue theres no way i can lose cause my malay sucks big time!haha

in other news!
today was a super boring day cause Syafiq never come and i had noone to talk about stupid stuff to.haha, BUT i discovered i ahd a hidden talent today, i can sing the alphabet with my mouth close perfectly! omg dam awesome! i can even sing with my mouth close. now when im old enough im gonna jin singapore idol and be the first person to win the competition without opening their mouth.haha

okay bye guys!
hamka<3

hawt stuff!

hi all!
today was a great day. today i brought my cookies to school. i baked them myself bodoh!!dam nice if i do say so myself. but its abit bitter though. if u guess are wondering why its bitter its cause i used unsweeted chocolate. its not cause my baking sucks okay! i may be baking more later tonight!

Today was also photo taking day and mikhail brought his very expensive camera. ACTION sia. dun even now how to use give me better sia!haha. before the photo taking session itself i took alot of pics with all my friends and i was all pictured out before the class photo!haha. but i think i smiled properly. i hope i did.

btw tomorow got PE bodoh!! OMG fucking excited. haha!

aight bye guys!
Hamka<3

cookies anyone?

Hi all!
and happy birthday singapore!
today i had nothing to do so im baking cookies. which are baking now as im typing this.
im gonna bring them to school tomorow is theres any left by then!haha
i swear ill give 5 dollars to whoever say they dont like the cookies cause they are fucking nice! cause i used my secret ingredient LOVE. haha dam gay.

yesterday was a good day i guess i had steak for dinner and watching soccer at the same time. every guys dream. i thought i was in heaven. the only sad part of yesterday was i was suppose to go to the ndp with my cousin but she brought her friend instead!!wtf. not fair!

all right guy i gtg check on my cookies bye!
hamka<3

kayak machine

hey all!
today i had CCA. i had to get something like a license so i can ride a kayak! Had to get up early in the morning today to get ready for this thing and i was fucking not happy bout it cause i was gonna miss pokemon:(

today the wether was super hot and i was going in and out of the water now ive got sunburn. and i realise i look dam hot in a lifejacket!!haha. then when we were kayaking syed suddenly capsize and all i he looked like a floating wig in the water.haha.

after a day of kayaking i felt like peeing. i went into the toilet and there were 6 huge guys bathing together NAKED!OMG. i felt my pee went back up afer seeing that.
DAM GAY.haha

btw my tag board moved to the bottom and i dont know why
all right night guys!
hamka<3

Hi all!

today was a hamtastic day! even though i did not go as planned. we were supposed to go for a movie but the line was super duper long!! we all just could not be bodered and left. then we went to fesa house to slack. i praticed the sorry sorry sorry sory dance at fesa house and now im freaking rock at it. i think.

then after slacking we went to the beach to play SOCCER!! dam bloody tired now. then after like two hours we got tired of soccer and played rugby! dam fun. i jumped on abdullahs back and took him down like the hairy indian he is! kinda gross though. after that we hung around at this random place an took photos!! the one up there. dam fun. but abdullah pussy and he dont want to stand on the wall casue he scared!haha

too bad i have cca tomorow 9 till 5 OMG freaking boring

night guys

hamka<3>

sorry sorry sorry sorry

hi all!
today was a good day.yay
today i was rushing to go to school and i did nt have time to style my hair. i felt dam akward when i reached school and i thought everyone was looking at my but after like half the day i kinda liked my hair!jocelyn said i look like one japanese guy that i dont know, COOL! im even thinking of sticking to this hairstyle now!haha

today the song Insomnia by Craig David was stuck in my head the song sorry sorry sorry by Super Junior was stuck in my head too even though i only knew three wrods from the song!haha
"sorry sorry sorry" at least i knew the dance!

today i went to play soccer after school even though i knew im not supposed too, and i accidently touched abdullahs hairy legs!!!eeewwww! i swear i thought i was touching a carpet dam gross!haha

night guys
hamka<3

bad day

hey all!
today has been a really lousy day. today ive been very moody and sleepy. i could hardly stay awake for all the lessons and i could not think straight. i also failed my math test! not that im not used to failing my math but this kinda irritated me. stupid math! whoever invented math is a pain in the ass. why would you want to make numbers harder than they already are?

then today i was at the busstop by myself. i took the bus and i left my phone at the busstop. i had to get of at the next stop and run all the way back. fucking tired! but at least my phone was still there

on the flip side i found a dollar on the way home! and i bought a slice of watermelon from the market it was the bestest watermelon ever:D

bye guys!

bad day

eric and i

hey people!

todays been a loooong day.. we had Dnt till 430 dam boring. we had to make a bloody tape disperser...like im ever gonna need that. eric and I finished first and we did some bonding soon our relationship became stronger and stonger. We're as good a MARRIED. haha. im just kidding im not gay or anything if thats what youre thinking!

btw i forgot to tell you guys. yesterday Mikhail never bath!!!!eeeewwww! freaing gross no wonder he smealt like crap yesterday.

since we are on the topic of big dirty guys. today khalids 15 bithday!!woohoo khalid is the best person to tease ever cause he takes it like a man most of the time and i would be bored as hell if i didnt tease himm everyday. thanks khalid! (PS.this is your present i never buy anything for you)teehee:D

im done

buy guys:D

new classroom!

hey guys!
today was not such a great day. first thing is today e had to change classrooms with 3r4 which was on the fourth floor. i fucking not happy with that! grrr. and i had the best classrooom ever dam convinient, near toilet and near canteen!!omg

then today suddenly we got mother tounge oral. dam SUDDENLY i fucking not ready ah. i totally screwed it up. they asked me what was my fav food i said pasta cause it was COLOURFUL wtf! then i suddenly stone.argghh not happy

btw do u guys wanna hear a joke??hehe
what do you call the mother and father of a tranformer??
give up?


tranPARENT. haha
fucking anyhow
sorry todays post very boring its been a bad day
night guys:D

kicked ass

hi all!
today i had soccer practice and i totally kicked ass today! yay me! i even scored a goal:)
and this song Avalanche by Marie Digby has been stuck in my head the whole day it dam nice! but kinda annoying though i cant hear myself think anymore. its always in my head.

im very proud of myself today casue i shit with the door close! stupid nenek koropok can fucking kiss my ass. im not scared anymore! okay maybe im a tiny bit scared. i hope the nenek koropok isnt reading this.

today i had a chesse and onion pizza for dinner. it was delicious but my mouth smells like ass now. and tomorow got PE yay cant wait!

thats all for today
night guys:D

somebody tear of my shirt now!

hey guys!
im feeling dam shit today cause i gotta wear a shirt and its super hot!! i was sweating even before i put it on. in case u guys are wondering why i have to wwear a shirt its cause i think i look awesome in it. nah just kidding i gotta go to a wedding later on. im slacking at my cousins house now.

Btw u guys wont believe what happened today i mixed up my face cream with toothpaste and i feel like freshly brushed teeth today! i cant believe i was that stupid. i only realize that it was toothpaste when my face started burning. it still hurts abit though.i cant think of anything to post right now so maybe ill post again later.

okay thats all for now
bye:D