u wanna buy my koropok?

hi all!
today everybody started talking bout the NEKEK KEROPOK. in case u dont know who she is, she is this woman that carries a ghost on her back and goes to your house and ask u to buy her keropok and if u dun buy it she releases her ghosr into your house and MAKES u buy it. im dam paranoid now. i keep looking behind me every two seconds cause i think someones watching. this might sound abit gross but i didnt close the door when i was shitting just now caused i was SCARED.haha

today i had CCA. todays session was okay i guess, we got to play soccer! on the way home i slipped and fell on the stairs and landed on my ass. now i have a scar on my left butt check and its looks like the one on harry potters head.COOL! i might get magical powers tomorow. cant wait.

now for something totally unreleated.
yesterday night i had a dream that i was spider-man. i was swinging building from building when this girl fellfrom the sky and we totally hit it off! it was the best dream kiss ever! i was woken up when i suddenly had a stomach ache. i went to toilet and ALMOST fell asleep in there.LOL

all right thats all!
bye!
dun forget to enjoy your weekend:D

the dumb and the furious

hi all!
today was a great day except ive been having a huge tummy ache since morning:(

today during class charlene and cindy totally lost their sense of direction. they were singing a Hi-5 song about north south east west and were like trying to actually point to the north south east and west but their hands were all over the place. TOTAL FAIL. cause when cindy said east suddenly she point up wtf dam anyhow.then suddenly they get angry cause i pointed out their mistake. LOL

now for something random
have u guys ever been scard that one day u will wake up blind! well i have and one time i thought it actually happened. when i was primary two i woke up under my bed and i thought i was blind and i started crying. i cried for like half an hour till my mom woke up and pulled me out from under the bed. it happened again when i was sec one but i SWEAR i did not cry on that occasion.
all right thats all
bye guys!
dun forget to leave a comment:D

a new friend

hey guys!
today was another bestest day ever! cause today i made a new friend. JANE! in case u guys dont know her she is this girl with crazy DIMPLES. OMG dam jealous.

since we're on the topic of girls. today the topics is gonna be about my exgirlfriend MEGAN FOX.serious. dam shes HOT. i know what youre thinking she was a man. but who gives a shit i wouldnt mind.. she makes up for it for her banging body. i think her body she was carved by a bunch of horny angles that wanted to make the perfect sex symbol but they accidently put the wrong private part.dumbasses. i would have went for a sex cahnge too if i was put in that position. so i dun care what u say i still think he or she is still HOT.

the only bad part bout today was after PE seok peng bought the last watermelon. WHAT A BITCH! i was dam pissed of. and the worst part is she didnt even finish it. what a waste of a good watermelon. i dam sad now.

all right thats all!
btw leave a comment on what u think is the hottest part bout megan fox i wanna know!(i like her lips)
bye guys:D

bedtime stories

For those of you having trouble sleeping tonight i hope this true story i just made up helps

I was going for a trip overseas and I had to take a plane there. I got seated next to exit.

Everything was okay till the exit shot open and I was being sucked out of the plane. I was falling and I was sure that my time has come, so I decided to have some fun with it. I was trying to catch birds and kill bugs until I landed on a rainbow and started sliding down it, like it was some kind of slide. As everybody thought that at the end of the rainbow, there would always be a pot of gold I began to get excited. But to my surprise I ended up in the middle of a wheat field. I thought everything was okay till a giant dragon appeared out of nowhere and started torturing the field. All I could do was watch and run away from the flames. I ran and ran till I ended up in front of a log cabin. The cabin was empty so I thought why not live in this cabin for awhile and I lived in that log cabin for 89 long years. Until one day the dragon came and knocked n my door with a fist which broke the door. So I told him that he had to pay me for a new door then the dragon stared at me and apologized for scaring me the first time I came here. Then he started saying thing I could not understand till he sneezed and burnt my log cabin down. I walked away from my burnt log cabin a started walking. Until I found a time machine. I used it to bring myself back 89 years and ended up in my house.

I took some time to regroup myself and decided to go on another trip but this time to the desert. So I was walking in the desert and I was starving for water and not knowing exactly where I was. I walked till I saw this bear and then I thought to myself this must be a mirage because there are no bears in the desert. But that was not my concern, I was trying to protect myself and my myself look big hoping to scare the bear away. So I stood tall and roared at the bear. The bear just stared at me and started talking. I was shocked and lost for words. Soon the bear and I started talking and we became friends. I invited the bear to come home with me and I tamed the bear. Now the bear and live happily ever after in a log cabin that we built together.

Btw this was my english essay for school

word of the DAY

Hey guys today was like the bestest day EVER cause i leared a new word. Apperantly PUSSY means TUITION in chinese.WTH. why didnt someone yell me this earlier? i just farted btw(OPPS!) To add some humour to this post ive made up i few lines about PUSSY or TUITION as u chinese like to call it. 1)Man i hate my PUSSY its so boring 2)So youre taking PUSSY for which subject? 3)Dam i wish i didnt have my PUSSY today

LOL

Today Charlene dam siao. i think she forgot what HALAL meant. she was going around asking ppl hey are u halal? DAM CRAZY. i was offended and trying to keep a straight face when she asked me. btw halal means ummm.. actually i also dunno lah. but i only can eat it if its halal

In other news
Jeryl was spotted in the bus with a certain someone. and he just couldnt keep his hands to himself. the best part was it was a BOY.(jonathans not gonna like that)u guys have to guess who the boy is. put your guesses in my tagbox. leave a comment

talk more tomorow guys
night!

OMG. first post. im dam scared

This is my first post!
Just now i had to take the bus with the two most anti social ppl EVER! Khalid(91kg) and SYED. OMG fucking boring. from the moment i got on the bus with them i knew it was gonna be a looooooong bus ride. The first half of the ride was those akward silent moments. im like can u all fucking talk got mouth for waht ah! The suddenly syed talk and its dam boring ah. hes talking bout chemistry and physics. WTF. i just noded every 5 seconds so he would not think im ignoring him. the only funny part bout the journey was khalid sat by himself the whole journey no one wanted to sit with him. everybody rather stand and sit next to him. and the bus ws dam full. it must suck to be khalid. then syed talked and talked but when tihs hot babe walked in suddenly he started to whisper fucking gay.haha

all right done!
night guys!