red room

hi all!
today was the last day of OLE. finally. i got super duper wet. but it was kinda fun i guess.

after school i went to get my braces thightent. and i got to choose a new colour. since chinese new year was coming i choose red. cause i love my chinese friends.haha.

oh yeah and abdullah is a bloody pedo. he has a fetish for primary school girls. he called two girls primary shool girls hot. lol. stupid pedo file.

okay bye.
hamka:D

electropop

todays ole thing was kinda fun. i finished faster than i thought we would.

after ole went to play soccer. we played soccer with some boys from a religious school. and we got our asses handed to us. okay maybe not. but we still lost. i think they won cause they had god on their side. which was a very unfair adventage. lol

btw listen to this song i found its very catchy.




okay bye!
hamka

take a shit

hi all!
i just took a shit and my butt hurts like crazy. im full of it i guess.
since im talking bout shit something happened the other day that im not really proud about but im gonna tell you anyway.

i really needed to shit canot hold any longer then i was forced to shit in hte public toilet and the worst part is it was the ones that you had to squat. i had no idea how to do my buisness while squating. so i tried it and my balance was teribble i fell but lucky i had cat like reflexes and i did not fall in the toilet. i went home with my pants wet and i smelt like pee. what a day.

okay bye!
hamka:D

somebody told me

hi all!

im home early today. dam it!

on the way i thought of exercising at the exercise park near my house. and khalid also TRYING to exercise. he did one sit up and the button on his pants broke. lol. well at least hes trying to lose weigh. cause he only eats 6meals a day instead of the usual 9meals a day. hes on the route to a healthy life.

btw my class have to collect newpaper for our outdoor learning thing. and im in charge of desinginng the flyers. lol. im should be the last person you ask. i suck at all this. its the picture on top. i used the stupid microsoft paint thing to draw it. and i had to use the stupid mouse. dam leceh(troublesome)! but i think its one of my best computer drawings ever!

okay bye!
hamka:)

lappy

hi all!
im using a laptop now. woah.
and the best part is its free. ive hardly used alaptop before. and my lap is getting really hot. but it feels kinda nice. hohoho.

i seriously got nothing to say now
hmmm.. actually i just posted something today to tell you all i have a laptop so umm okay.
i guess i did that already. i know i dam action right!omg. i hate me

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

she wants to move

hi all!
first day of school was great cause we did not do anything.

just now i went to 711 and i was in line with these two people. both was fat and short. and one was telling the other about the "amazing" time he had with a prositute in thailand. lol.many images of that man having sex with a thai prositute flashed in my mind. it was disturbing but kinda funny. and the other was like dam turned on by the story. bunch of weirdos. he should have kept it to himself. or at least tell him in private.

okay bye!
hamka:D

new years eve is overrated

hi all!

today i farted and i swear it sounded like my mom. weird.

2010 is here. while everybody was celebrating till new year comes. i was at home. my mother sick lah. i dun like it when shes sick. she wants alot of things when shes sick. she made me go all the way to macdonalds to get her a hamburger and she die die dun wan the meal.

btw when everybody was counting down the new years. i set the time on my phone to be exactly 12oclock. so theres no way im wrong. lol. best new years eve ever.

tomorow school reopen. finally.

okay bye!
hamka:D