hit the floor

I was dam freaked out by that thing in the background

hi all!

today was a weird day.

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today went to play soccer after school. and we found a naked doll burie din the sand freaking scary. but abdullah picked it up at threw it around. i think that doll is cursed. we threw it at khalid and he became stupid. he wore hes shirt the wrong way...okay maybe he was already a dumbass before we threw it at him. but i swear i saw the doll wink at me.woah!

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then on the way back we all saw a gigantic dog. that had six nipples hanging from its body. dam gross.

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then as i was walking home i felt like the my house was shaking and swinging. i got scared and hid under my table. i just found out that there was an earthquake in indonesia and some areas in singapore could experience it. im scared

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k bye guys!

hamka:D

viagra in a cam

WOAH!

hi all!

today dam boring. end school at 4 casue got dnt.

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after school i went home study for 1 hour then lazy to study already. so guess what i did? i went to 711 to buy the drink Naughty G. if u dont know what it is it suppose to be viagra in a can i guess. it cost 3 dollars dam expensive. it tastes like red bull. and theres an ingredient in it thats called HORNY GOAT WEED. sounds disgusting. im not sure if sometihngs suppose to happen or somthing. but i just wait and see i guess.

TOMOROW PE<3<3<3

woah!

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bye guys

hamka:D

guilt

trying to rape syed is fun

great view of my adams apple

hi all!

new back ground shit! woah! its kinda bright though.

today asembly was dam funny. casue seok pheng had to present some shit bout. actually i dunno what she was presenting about. but it was dam epic. but i feel kinda sad for her casue everyone was laughing at her and shit. but i was laughing dam loud myself. its a good tihng i dont know the meaning of the word guilty.

todays free period was dam painful. played with the chinese boys and i dont know why al their games have to end with someone getting hurt. then they ontrouduced us to this stupid torchlight game and its dam stupid once to figure it out. now all the malay boys know the trick. but im not telling. and if you know dun post say anything just keep quiet. casue KHALID still don know.shhhh.

oh yeah and today abdullah shaved his face for the first time since god knows when and he looks like a girl now. and he smell a whole lot better. but still smelly though.

k bye guys!

hamka:D

abracadabra

i want them for my birthday

HOTHOTHOT!
the sexy short hair girl dam POWER!
i am so turned on now.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

fame

don be fooled by that smile i was dieing to take of my shirt

hi all!
today was a weird day. i had oral today. it was good i guess. after that went for movie with clique. we watched fame! it was good i guess but i really wanted to watch ugly truth but that stupid counter lady wont let us buy it. CAUSE WE ARE UNDERAGE.who gives a shit!

the weird part was. when i got of the bus and was walking home. this man stopped me and suddenly starts talking to me about his religion and he was bad mouthing my religion. i was pissed of! i respect everybodies religion but even how HOLY you are u dun go around talking bout other peoples religion like that! stupid fuck! but since im a nice guy. i gave him the finger and ran as fast my skinny legs could carry. which was like dam fast! usain bolt can eat my dust. that may not have been the samrtest thing to do but u had to cut me some slack he was way bigger than me and i would have got my assed kicked.

bye guys!
enjoy your weekend
hamka:D

dun forget

i was having one of those super model moments

hi all!
today i ate at the canteen after a long time. and i actually miss the shitty food. i freaking wish all the shop would serve halal food. then i buy chinese noodles.waoh! like nice only!

then just now these people came my house and they had a hot daughter. she dam like super tall. i thought she was 18 but she was only sec 2. i felt like a small boy next to her. and i got ten dollars today! im set for my pocket money tomorow.

singapore idols tonight was the bomb. better than the last episode. and malaque is one hot bitch i swear. and that duane guy sang acoutic version of poker face fucking power sia. but i still think he has an annpying face.

ps:i wanna wanna be a vasantham star!

bye guys!
hamka:D

hap hap hari raya

hi all!
sorry for not posting for the last few days ive been real busy! i cant believe fasting month is finally over. i cant wait to chew and curse and be a naughty boy. okay maybe not so naughty just a tiny bit.

i think this years hari raya has been one of the best one yet.im glad i dun have to wear a SONGKOK(songkok is that black colour hat thing or whatever)this year. cause very itchy! my costume nice right!! but dam bloody hot i. i was sweating like some kind of halal pig after only visiting the first house.

but i was very disapointed this year. cause i usually go to my aunts house and she will cook fried chicken and its like the best fried chicken ever ah! then suddenly only she sick on hari raya. aiyo!!! why cant she be sick the next day.so no chicken for hamka:(. i would have traded all my hari raya money for it.

$350 actually.

okay maybe not all of it. maybe fifty

k bye guys!tiredtired
hamka:D

shit

hi all!
today was a great day. not such a great day actually. the only great part was there was pe today!!and we freaking owend the lower sec in a match! after pe i regreted playing soccer again. just like the other time. dam tired ah. and i woke late for breakfast this morning. i woke up at 540 and fasting starts at 545. i only had time to eat two spoonfulls of dry cereal.and i got a tummy ache.

have you guys like ever seriously wanted to go to the toilet to shit. and you like have to run home casue canot TAHAN already. but when u are finally in the toilet u dun feel like shitting already? that happened to me just now and i was quite disapointed for some reason.haha

only 3 day of fasting left.OMG.cant believe its been 27 day passed already. hari raya is up next!yeahyeahyeah

bye guys!
hamka:D

epic day

hi all!
today was an epic day. not so epic actually.. the only dam cool thing taht happened today was i was having dinner and i was having chicken. i was looking for my fave part of the chicken the BREAST and when i found it it was a fucking heart shape breast.POWER AH!! i was the best breast ever and i dun think ill ever find a breast that good ever again. man i used the word breast alot in this post.BREASTBREASTBREAST. all right im done.

and today i forgot i was fasting and i ACCIDENTLY drank water in the morning.SHHHHH...if nobody saw it then it doesnt count...i hope so.haha

allright bye guys!
hamka:D

video babe!!

hi all! this is the moment youve been waiting for my video!!

this is what two hours of filming got me. OMG dam troublesome but it was fun though:)

night guys!
hamka:D

chinese babes

hi all!
i just watched singapore idol!! glod to say that this week has more hot chinese girls than last week!!yeahyeahyeah! in case u haven noticed i have a thing for chinese girls! chinese girls FTW!!haha

but one of contestant duane i think. the nerdy chinese boy.haha. i wasnt expecting him to sing that good. i think if i closed my eyes i would think its some hot sexy guy. but i would have to agree with him when he said he was not hunky. for those of you who did not catch singapore idol this would probably not make sense to you sorry!!

i like monkeys.
my msn still spoil:( GAY!!!

night guy!
hamka:D

happy holidays?

hi all!
ive not been posting for the past few days.im sick:( i guess its not such a happy holiday after all. and to top it all of my msn spoil casue of some troubleshoot thing.WTF is that?!
if any of u know how to fix it pls tell me:) thanks

fasting during the holidays is really boring.SERIOUSLY! i spend mos of the day sleeping. today i woke up at 11.30 watch tv till 3 and slept till 530 and took my bath at 6.haha! i know its dam gross but i felt too fucked up to care. goods news is fasting is half done and theres only like 15 days left!!yeahyeahyeah. i can smell my hari raya money already!

bye guys!
hamka<3

gay friday

hi all!
today was dam gay seriously. casue it was a friday and i was at home at 330.OMG nobody is back at 330 on a friday. its likes thw worst time to come home cause nothing good is on the tele during that time. i ended up watching a dvd of high five till i fell asleep.

after the nap i tried making a video for my blog. but it turned into an epic fail. got like 10million bloopers just for the first scene omg. it feels akward talking to the camera when youre alone. im still gonna try during the holidays though. so keep an eye out for it!

i cant decide to make a vid bout what though. any ideas?

night guys!
hamka<3

menses season

hi all!
i was just wondering is it menses season or something cause everybody seems to be having their menses now. i saw some od my friends havin menses and it looked like it hurt! with all the cramps and everything. i got stressed just watching them. im glad im not a girl. but ive got to salute all the girls out there!! i would be dam freaked out if i woke up bleading!!OMG

watching Singapore Idol now and im really upset casue there arent any hot chinese girls:( DAM ANYHOW!!and most of the singers suck big time.

all right bye guys!
hamka<3