best dam thing

These are ppl you would love to have in your class

cause they are

AWESOME

hi all!

today i use red cause...i dun need a reason okay its my blog.. so shut up!

today mikhail brought his camera and we had loads of fun!! wohoo. dam alot of picture. not alot actually...nvm ah!

today was dam borgin cause i had to go home straight cause im grounded. omg dam boring. but on the bright side while sitting at home i came across this recipe for donuts!!! omg the picture looks dam nice. i think im making some this weekend. DAM EXCITED!!

if you want some have to be nice to me!! extra nice!!haha

okay bye!

hamka:D

grrrr

hi all!

it has not been a good week.
yesterday my dad caught me playing soccer at my friends house. and he was not happy bout it cause i FORGOT to inform him. and i now i grounded till i dunno when and he punished me. i don think hes being really fair cause he has not heard my side of the story. anyway i think he forgot waht its like to be young and enjoying your time with your friends. i guess i got excited and forgot to tell him. dont you guys forget stuff when you are excited? actually im not allowed to use the com but dun care him. just use ah.

now hes not talking to me and my mom is kinda pissed and shes also not talking to me.
and im feeling kinda lonely.(sad face)

okay bye guys!! and girls!
hamka:)

ewww

hi all!
today was a weird day. i woke up with a some of the skin on my nose GONE! and now i look like that raindear with that red nose. rudolph?i think. i think a ghost sucked in away cause my nose was wet wehn i woke up.

now everytime i bath i hurts cause..i dunno it just hurts i guess.
but there is an upside to this i guess. i learnt how to use that makeup powder thing that matches my skin colour. i dunno waht its called so lets call it magic powder. yay magic powder!
i use it on my nose to make it look less screwed up. i couldnt be happier

bye guys!
hamka:D

gay friday

hi all!
today was the GAY-est day ever.

so heres what happened. the plan was to go Alfy house to hang out and kill time. but everybody suddenly had something on and the only people left was my and alfy. dam gay. fucking akward sia. i spent the whole day at his house.

then after that i followed him go grocerie shopping at geylang market. i hate it there especially the wet market part. smells like balls. its dam hard to ignore the smell of meat and raw fish casue its dam strong.

then alfy wanted to treat me to a drink cause i followed him go shopping. but he did not have enough money and i ended up paying half of the bill. dam anyhow!

and on the way back this old woman stared at me in a way i cant descride. dam creepy. i think she was trying to seduce me or something.

okay bye
hamka:D

LIPgirnity

hi all!
today was super boring.. got some talk about anger managment. and there was one part when he was talking bout childhood and it gave me time to think bout mine.

something really sad happened when i was primary one. i lost my first kiss to a guy. Syakir. dam gay. but i was primary one and i could not care less. so heres what really happened he was talking to me then someone pushed him and our lips touched. then we were dam quiet for the rest of the day cause it was dam akward for some reason. its no laughing matter okay! very serious. i lost my LIPgirnity to a guy! all of my children are gonne be proud to hear that i got my first kiss from a guy. sad face:(

tomorow get physics results...dam stress!
good luck everyone!
hamka:D

sorry mister bird

hello sayangs!
bleah bleah bleah.
hmmm...i dunno waht to blog about today..

today was kinda intresting i guess. post exam activities was okay. i liked the modern dance thing. casue the girls were super cute.shhh.dun tell them okay! secret!

the guitar thing was kinda cool. even thought the only ones singing along was me and syafiq.

after school went for soccer AGAIN. and it was raining like crazy! but we ahd to suffer for our enjoyment. we ran in the rain. but i dun really think is was a such a good idea. im feeling kinda sick now. and while we were playing soccer one small bird suddenly fell from the tree. dam scary. you would expect a bunch of strong guys to handle this situation smoothly but youre wrong. it took us more than half an hour to think of a way to move the bird without touching it. but u had to cut us some slack that bird was dam creepy. but kinda pity it cause it was injured.

okay bye bye!
hamka:D

grrrr

hi all!
today i got back my english im happy i passed all the parts! my malay is another sad sad story. so dont ask...

after school played soccer and on the way there this old man got pissed of casue i blocking the fucking way. SO WHAT?! he could haave said excuse me. BUT NO!!! he had to insult my mother. gee waht a smart thing to do. you old fuck. hes porbably got no friends and lives alone. so irritating. (sorry for the language)

okay bye! no mood already!!haha
hamka:D

cookie monster

I heart chocolate buttons

Chocolate buttons<3>

awesome-MEST cookies

hi all!

today i baked cookies.omg they are dam awesome. best batch ever.

okay i wanna eat now.

bye guys!

hamka:D

vivo vivo yeah yeah yeah

hi all!
exams ore finally over. so heres all the highlights of the past two days.

yesterday
after exam excited like siao. could not care less bout my math and dnt paper. after that went to play soccer. relieve stress like siao sia. nothings better that kicking balls! played my heart out dam tired. still tired actually.

today
went to make IC dam fun. casue i got to see my thumbprint on the com! dam stylo milo!wohoo!
then went for movie at VIVO. wah VIVO siol. but i forgot to bring camera(sad face):(. watched imagine that. the movie dam cute sia. and i meet nicholas ng there with two guys. Two guys one Ng.ewwww. and khalid and casey tried to change their clothes in the bus. FREAKING FAIL. two naked fat guys in the back of the bus what else could you ask for. i laugh till i pee in a pants. but just a tiny bit! dun tell anyone. shhhhh.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

pancakes

hi all!
two day of exam left!!yeahyeahyeah!!
geog paper was umm.. im not sure to call it easy or hard. abit of both actually.
but im not gonna talk aobut it anymore its over. Who gives a shit!

after school ate breakfast at macdonalds. im not a fan of fast food but macdonalds pancakes are the SEX.i cant believe i finish the whole packet of maple syrup.

ive been gaining weight during this exam period. now i have a little tummy. casue no time to exercise or play soccer or anything. after exam gonna exercise!! sfter exercise go swimming. so can show off.yeahyeah!

its raining now. im scared. i think theres someone watching me...shhhh...
NONSENSE!!shut up hamka.
i just scared myself.

okay byebye!
hamka:D

sims

its like sex on a bun.yummy

hi all!

im in the mood for burger king but theres no burger king near my house! grrr.

today had malay paper. and today malay was a bitch. the words all dam..umm. understandable..aiyo.. i anyhow do..after school tried to study POA. now i now a little bit more about POA i guess. thx Fesa and Abdullah!

yesterday i tried playing sims on my cousins psp. it was kinda fun. but it made me think about something. have you ever thought that maybe we are a video game. and there are giant people upstairs controling our every move. OMG that would be so awesome!yeahyeahyeah. maybe the guy upstairs is making me update me blog today even though im dam lazy now.what i bitch. im dam tired now after typing.

okayokay bye bye babes!

hamka:D

love sex and magic

sluts. but i cant stop listening

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friday night its time to party

drop it down and get real naughty

girls talk shit

we dont care

we'll take of our underwear.

alchohol-millionaires

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hi all!

ms lavania thinks im not a virgin. just cause i make alot of sexy remarks in class. but i think sexy remarks are the best remarks. it breaks the tension. makes everyone happy. anyway im saving my virginity for my wife(; its gonna be the best present ever. i hope i get married soon cause im about to explode!haha.

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play soccer after school. now very tired tired.

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k bye guys!

hamka:D

ewww

i pulled her out from my pocket

hi all!

today was a a boring day casue its thursday! the school puts all the boring subjects on this day for some reason.

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but CME was quite fun i guess we had to paste a piece of paper on our table and write down words of encouragment to all our class mates. i did that for like 2 minutes and i got tired of thinking what to day. so i just wrote my name big big on everybodys paper. dam fun!

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after school i went to go eat with syafiq khalid and abdullah. then i treid to slap abdullah and i missed. i ended up slapping the bowl of black soup and it splashed all over me. i wanted to wear abdullah pe tshirt home but it smelt like balls. so i just washed my shirt in the toilet. i went home dam wet and i smelt like wanton soup. but abdullah smell kinda blocked the wanton smell.

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k bye guys!

hamka:D