lappy

hi all!
im using a laptop now. woah.
and the best part is its free. ive hardly used alaptop before. and my lap is getting really hot. but it feels kinda nice. hohoho.

i seriously got nothing to say now
hmmm.. actually i just posted something today to tell you all i have a laptop so umm okay.
i guess i did that already. i know i dam action right!omg. i hate me

okay bye guys!
hamka:D

she wants to move

hi all!
first day of school was great cause we did not do anything.

just now i went to 711 and i was in line with these two people. both was fat and short. and one was telling the other about the "amazing" time he had with a prositute in thailand. lol.many images of that man having sex with a thai prositute flashed in my mind. it was disturbing but kinda funny. and the other was like dam turned on by the story. bunch of weirdos. he should have kept it to himself. or at least tell him in private.

okay bye!
hamka:D

new years eve is overrated

hi all!

today i farted and i swear it sounded like my mom. weird.

2010 is here. while everybody was celebrating till new year comes. i was at home. my mother sick lah. i dun like it when shes sick. she wants alot of things when shes sick. she made me go all the way to macdonalds to get her a hamburger and she die die dun wan the meal.

btw when everybody was counting down the new years. i set the time on my phone to be exactly 12oclock. so theres no way im wrong. lol. best new years eve ever.

tomorow school reopen. finally.

okay bye!
hamka:D

malaysia is the best

hi all!
i haven post anything in a long time cause my keyboard is screwed up. half the letters are not working and i need those letter to type in my password.

i just got back from holiday two days ago. i when to malaysia. and it was one of the dam fun. except i got robed.

heres how it happened. it was like 4am in the morning and i was hungry.lol. my cousin and i decided to go to the minimart to buy cups noodles. on the way there there was three men and i think they were drunk. they stopped us and made us lie on the floor. which was dam discusting. and he seacrhed us for money. i only have five malaysian dollars.haha. they we not happy with just five dollars and they stole my jacket and ran away. the worst part was i was not wearing anything under the jacket. and i had to walk all the way back to the hotel half naked and freezing my nipples off. it was dam cold.i went to bed naked and hungry.lol.

other than that it was a top class vacation.

okay bye!
hamka:D

tofu ftw!

hi all!
guess what i had for
breakfast? porridge
lunch? porridge
dinner? TOFU+porridge

woah i think i must be in makan heaven now. cause tofu is the SHIT!!!

and yesterday my cousin had a bbq and all i got to eat was tofu. yummy. tofu kicks the shit out of chicken and prawns and fish.

and today i was in the lift when a group of basketball guys came in. all of them were dam smelly.
it smelt like something died in the small elevetar.

okay bye!
hamka:D

day one

hi all!
today i got my braces.yay me.
but it totally sucks. i cant eat anything. i literally had to swallow all my food.
all i had for lucnh and donner was porridge. and i hate porridge.
im dam hungry now. but i cant eat anything. so irritating,

ill tell you whaty it fells like wearing braces. you know when you get a piece of meat stuck in your teeth and it kinda hurts. yeah its kinda like that. except theres a piece of meat on every one of your tooth. suck.

hungry too.

okay bye!
hamka:D

ouch

hi all!
today i went to the dentist cause im getting braces soon.
so heres what happened.

first they had to put clay in my mouth to get the shape of my teeth and the dentist like put it dam deep. i canot take it and i vomit on her hand. freaking gross. smell like..dam bad. i felt sorry for the nurse i dirtied her jacket.

then after that they i got an injection on my jaw. and it hurt like a BITCH.i was tyring dam hard not to shout. it still hurts. my face feels heavy. the injection is suppose to make my jaw smaller i think something like that. i was in to much pain to care what the dentist say.

im getting my braces this next saturday and its gonna take 1 and a half hour. 1 and a half hour of opening my mouth. i hate it already.

okay bye!
hamka:D