malaysia is the best

hi all!
i haven post anything in a long time cause my keyboard is screwed up. half the letters are not working and i need those letter to type in my password.

i just got back from holiday two days ago. i when to malaysia. and it was one of the dam fun. except i got robed.

heres how it happened. it was like 4am in the morning and i was hungry.lol. my cousin and i decided to go to the minimart to buy cups noodles. on the way there there was three men and i think they were drunk. they stopped us and made us lie on the floor. which was dam discusting. and he seacrhed us for money. i only have five malaysian dollars.haha. they we not happy with just five dollars and they stole my jacket and ran away. the worst part was i was not wearing anything under the jacket. and i had to walk all the way back to the hotel half naked and freezing my nipples off. it was dam cold.i went to bed naked and hungry.lol.

other than that it was a top class vacation.

okay bye!
hamka:D

tofu ftw!

hi all!
guess what i had for
breakfast? porridge
lunch? porridge
dinner? TOFU+porridge

woah i think i must be in makan heaven now. cause tofu is the SHIT!!!

and yesterday my cousin had a bbq and all i got to eat was tofu. yummy. tofu kicks the shit out of chicken and prawns and fish.

and today i was in the lift when a group of basketball guys came in. all of them were dam smelly.
it smelt like something died in the small elevetar.

okay bye!
hamka:D

day one

hi all!
today i got my braces.yay me.
but it totally sucks. i cant eat anything. i literally had to swallow all my food.
all i had for lucnh and donner was porridge. and i hate porridge.
im dam hungry now. but i cant eat anything. so irritating,

ill tell you whaty it fells like wearing braces. you know when you get a piece of meat stuck in your teeth and it kinda hurts. yeah its kinda like that. except theres a piece of meat on every one of your tooth. suck.

hungry too.

okay bye!
hamka:D

ouch

hi all!
today i went to the dentist cause im getting braces soon.
so heres what happened.

first they had to put clay in my mouth to get the shape of my teeth and the dentist like put it dam deep. i canot take it and i vomit on her hand. freaking gross. smell like..dam bad. i felt sorry for the nurse i dirtied her jacket.

then after that they i got an injection on my jaw. and it hurt like a BITCH.i was tyring dam hard not to shout. it still hurts. my face feels heavy. the injection is suppose to make my jaw smaller i think something like that. i was in to much pain to care what the dentist say.

im getting my braces this next saturday and its gonna take 1 and a half hour. 1 and a half hour of opening my mouth. i hate it already.

okay bye!
hamka:D

gigolo

hi all!
my grandma is such a great liar.
she ask me accompany her to the supermarket but she broght me shopping instead. okay i dun mind shopping but she brought a clique along.lol grandmamas clique.

and all of them walk dam slow. shit man. it took dam long to walk into the mall. and some of them had to hold my hand cause not strong. everyody stared at me. i felt like a ladies man with a woman in each arm.

but there was an upside i guess cause they gave me money for being nice i guess. 30 dollars for entertaining old woman. omg i sound like a gigolo now.

okay good night!
hamka:D

nonono

hi all!
today i went to watch movie. 2012. the movie is dam sad and scary.
if you haven watched to movie i recomend it.(Y) in the movie they charge people one billion dollars to stay in their ship. and those who cant afford it are left to die.i ALMOST teared. omg. it thats gonna happen in real life id better start saving now. ill save 1dollar a day.

but seriously though i dun think the world will end at 2012. it will be dam sad if it does cause ill only be 18. i would be at the prime of my youth.

and tomorow is hari raya haji. omg i totally forgot!

okay bye!
hamka:D

seaweed

hi all!
im eating the seaweed shaker fries thing. its awesome.

and my keyboard is not working. half the letters are not working. so im typing this post with the stupid on screen keyboard dam tireing!

and today was an intresting day. in the morning i went to the post office to collect somethng. and while waiting in line i had an itch on my butt. i reached behind but i scracthed this womens legs instead.akward.

and on the way back i saw this couple in a car and they were totally hitting it off. kissing and stuff. why would you wanna do itearly in the day. andin your car. thats crazy!

it took me like half an hour to type this.

okay bye guys!
hamka:D