take a shit

hi all!
i just took a shit and my butt hurts like crazy. im full of it i guess.
since im talking bout shit something happened the other day that im not really proud about but im gonna tell you anyway.

i really needed to shit canot hold any longer then i was forced to shit in hte public toilet and the worst part is it was the ones that you had to squat. i had no idea how to do my buisness while squating. so i tried it and my balance was teribble i fell but lucky i had cat like reflexes and i did not fall in the toilet. i went home with my pants wet and i smelt like pee. what a day.

okay bye!
hamka:D